Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    "What would it take for you to swing the other way for one night."

    Really?

    Aw come on, that's a real compliment! Lol.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Yup the you 'look amazing for having 6 kids'. So what if I had none I'd be hideous?
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    "What would it take for you to swing the other way for one night."

    Really?

    *bravo, bravo*

    gotten lots of strange compliments on my jewish schnoz. mostly regarding its supposed asymmetry :-/
  • WhoMe93
    WhoMe93 Posts: 33
    Wow! You look great! I wondered when your husband would get the best of you.
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    I need to marry a dentist/plastic surgeon to fix my face(angry drunk guy) ...... or right after I had my daughter I ran into some girls I went to HS with who commented to my face that I have at least 30 more to go before I look normal again.
  • barbie3000
    barbie3000 Posts: 73 Member
    When I was dating my ex, we ran into his ex-girlfriend at dinner one night. I was friendly, 'cause why not. And then she told me I like like "that chick from Misery." The actress Kathy Bates. Now I have nothing against her as an actress but...!!!
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    "If you were thinner you'd have better options than the one you're with." (my dad about my then boyfriend now husband)

    "I wish we could put your face on a hot girl's body."
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    "you're cute"

    it's the worst
  • WhoMe93
    WhoMe93 Posts: 33
    Wow! You look great! I wondered when your husband would get the best of you.

    And BTW - He's 50 pounds over weight.
  • LishLash79
    LishLash79 Posts: 562 Member
    you remind me of Kate Gosslin.. WTF
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I had lost a lot of weight and was at my lowest weight in YEARS (from size 20 to size 6!). I mentioned to my boyfriend that before me he only liked "skinny girls" hoping for a compliment on my big weight loss. Instead he said "Not anymore, now I like you." I know what he meant but it just showed he didn't consider me one of the "skinny girls".

    That might have been a bumbled attempt at being really sweet. I think he meant that he didn't like ANY other girls anymore because he only has eyes for you.
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    One B**** actually told me that I have nice WIDE child bearing hips.

    My mom told me that once. It was like umm ... really, mom? Thanks a lot!
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    oh and that i look like rumer willis -_-
    go die in a ditch.
  • rowrunyoga
    rowrunyoga Posts: 65 Member
    "well. You've got personality going for ya!"
    :mad: :explode: :angry: :mad: :explode: :angry: :mad: :explode: :mad: :angry:
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    "I wish I could be like you and not care so much about how I look." :grumble:


    Not really a compliment per se, but from a guy I was interested in:

    "I'm kinda looking for a serious relationship...but while I'm looking do you want to hang out?"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    oh and that i look like rumer willis -_-
    go die in a ditch.

    Your dress is gorgeous!! (Sorry, out of nowhere, but I just noticed it.)
  • fairyt4l3s
    fairyt4l3s Posts: 31
    Whilst walking past some lads in town "that b**** was well fit"

    The joys of living in the UK!!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    One of my wife's friends once told me " You're were awesome, but you're too loud when you orgasm." WTH??
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    "What would it take for you to swing the other way for one night."

    Really?

    *bravo, bravo*

    gotten lots of strange compliments on my jewish schnoz. mostly regarding its supposed asymmetry :-/

    how could i forget? some dude on my bowling league told me i was channeling fran drescher (yay, beautiful), including her voice (boo, cats screaming and shattering glass sounds way better than the nanny talking).
  • jeremyw1977
    jeremyw1977 Posts: 505 Member
    you remind me of Kate Gosslin.. WTF

    I'm so sorry. If this was a contest, you just won.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    "you're cute"

    it's the worst

    Alright, that one is definitely the worst one.
  • wiscck
    wiscck Posts: 185 Member
    My MOM told me "You have a nice figure from behind."
  • cynthiah24
    cynthiah24 Posts: 10
    You may not be universally pretty but I find you very pretty.
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    from a dating site
    random guy "hey your cute"
    me "thank you"
    random guy "yeah i love really fat guys"
    me "..........."
  • CitronAtomique
    CitronAtomique Posts: 21 Member
    You have a nice forehead.

    -______-'
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    "What would it take for you to swing the other way for one night."

    Really?

    *bravo, bravo*

    gotten lots of strange compliments on my jewish schnoz. mostly regarding its supposed asymmetry :-/



    how could i forget? some dude on my bowling league told me i was channeling fran drescher (yay, beautiful), including her voice (boo, cats screaming and shattering glass sounds way better than the nanny talking).

    Hopefully you were just stuffed up. ;)
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    "Well, I wouldn't worry about the extra weight, it's not like anyone notices anything other than your boobs anyway!"

    <sigh> :grumble:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    "You have really incredible eyebrows."


    WTH.
  • LishLash79
    LishLash79 Posts: 562 Member
    you remind me of Kate Gosslin.. WTF

    I'm so sorry. If this was a contest, you just won.



    LOL ... I just about cried when the girl told me that.. and she was so confused because she thought it was a compliment.. I was horrified.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Maine's boobs are pretty epic...

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