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Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    "You look like Drew Barrymore/Abby from NCIS/Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry/Flo from Progressive"

    Bascially, if you have dark hair with bangs, get ready for these. We do not all look alike! I was offended by all of these, but was told I should be flattered because they're oddly hot. Just what every girl dreams of: being odd and hot.

    Sorry to offend but you totally look like Zooey to me in your photo. I think there are a lot of women 20-40's right now who are dying to look like her though...
  • noircurls
    noircurls Posts: 35
    "You're cute, even though you're half black."
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I was told I was hotter than they thought I'd be when they heard I was from Kentucky?!?!!
  • LoreleiEvil
    LoreleiEvil Posts: 65 Member
    In a bar:

    "You should just give up. No REAL MAN wants you, just go ahead and turn *kitten*."

    Then he turned around to leave and my brother punched him in the face. True story.
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    "You look like Drew Barrymore/Abby from NCIS/Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry/Flo from Progressive"

    Bascially, if you have dark hair with bangs, get ready for these. We do not all look alike! I was offended by all of these, but was told I should be flattered because they're oddly hot. Just what every girl dreams of: being odd and hot.

    I get that all the time when I have straight across bangs.

    I love the Katy Perry one. I work that s***.

    for the record, i think zooey is the prettiest human on the face of the planet.

    For the record, I totally agree with you. I also throw Katy Perry in there, too. I worship the ground they walk on.

    in your profile pic, you also resemble demi lovato a little bit, who is also stunningly gorgeous.
  • HermioneDanger118
    HermioneDanger118 Posts: 345 Member
    "Have you just not found anyone yet? You're good-looking enough." -From a client last Friday on the way to the company picnic after learning I am unmarried and don't have kids.
  • themumbler86
    themumbler86 Posts: 19
    Someone commented on an old fb profile pic: "Jamie Lee Curtis?!"
    At 25 years old I was a little uncertain about that!

    Also "Aww you guys look so alike... are you mother & son?" .....said about my OLDER brother & me when I was about 19 :(
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    It's little, but it's cute.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    I was told I was hotter than they thought I'd be when they heard I was from Kentucky?!?!!

    ^^^ THIS.

    Also from Kentucky.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I was told I was hotter than they thought I'd be when they heard I was from Kentucky?!?!!

    haha I get those kinds of comments too. I've actually had people argue with me that I can't be from Missouri, or must have lived somewhere else for a long time, etc. And people at my garage sale were asking my fiancé and I where we are from. Guesses included Michigan, Canada, and England. Both of us have lived in the Ozarks (southern MO, northern AR) for our entire lives.

    So weird.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    "If you lost 20lbs, you could do porn."

    :angry:

    that's kinda awesome actually, as a way to strike up a conversation with somebody and see if they have a sense of humor. :happy:

    Respond with: I retired, so I let myself gain a little since then
  • kcvance
    kcvance Posts: 103 Member
    If only you could move all the extra weight from your *kitten* to your boobs, you'd be pretty cute. (I'm VERY pear-shaped and disproportionate).
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    "You look like Drew Barrymore/Abby from NCIS/Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry/Flo from Progressive"

    Bascially, if you have dark hair with bangs, get ready for these. We do not all look alike! I was offended by all of these, but was told I should be flattered because they're oddly hot. Just what every girl dreams of: being odd and hot.

    I get that all the time when I have straight across bangs.

    I love the Katy Perry one. I work that s***.

    for the record, i think zooey is the prettiest human on the face of the planet.

    For the record, I totally agree with you. I also throw Katy Perry in there, too. I worship the ground they walk on.

    in your profile pic, you also resemble demi lovato a little bit, who is also stunningly gorgeous.

    Sending you a friend request because
    a. Great hair
    b. You're pretty
    c. Thanks for stroking my feathers. I happen to love Demi. I wanted to be her for the longest.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    Shopping with my mom and being the biggest I have been in a long time...I was a tight size 16... I kept seeing these cute dress pants and it seemed like they were all size 8. So I said "I cant wait until I lose this weight and come back and buy all these cute size 8 clothes".

    Her response... "You better just shoot for size 12, you will never lose enough to fit into a size 8"

    That was all the motivation I needed.. now I am currently in size 14 and a few 12's ... slowly but surely I am proving her wrong. I now am smaller than her and can fit into the clothes that she gets that are too small for her.
  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
    Your not like those others ******s your actually smart.
  • MeganG12345
    MeganG12345 Posts: 66 Member
    "I bet your c*nt tastes nice"

    Why thank you complete stranger on the sidewalk. And they say romance is dead.
  • Seaduck79
    Seaduck79 Posts: 35 Member
    You don't sweat much for a fat guy.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Your not like those others ******s your actually smart.

    :indifferent:

    You're kidding me... Right?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    You look good for having kids. Because mom = lard troll ??

    I hate this one, and I actually have it written on my profile. Can I just look good...period?!
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    "I bet your c*nt tastes nice"

    Why thank you complete stranger on the sidewalk. And they say romance is dead.

    Ew! At least use the nicer word for it!
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    'Wow you look really good for your age.''
    Um, fu%k you, I'm only 29.
  • themumbler86
    themumbler86 Posts: 19
    Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.
  • Feisty_one
    Feisty_one Posts: 81 Member
    i always get " you've got such a pretty face" yeh thanks for that :/
  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
    Your not like those others ******s your actually smart.

    :indifferent:

    You're kidding me... Right?

    Nope my 3rd grade (Mr. Rosenberg) teacher in Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn Told me that
  • gailmelanie
    gailmelanie Posts: 210 Member
    "I'd jump your bones in a New York minute!" This was when I was pregnant, close to my due date.
  • Nikoruo
    Nikoruo Posts: 771 Member
    like others: "You'd be such a hottie if you lost weight"
    and then: "You'd be so much prettier if you looked normal and took out those piercings and had normal hair color"
  • estokesie
    estokesie Posts: 1
    "You're too pretty to be a boy" - Just barely though, huh? lol.




    New here, btw! Hey, hows it going?
  • lessofme43
    lessofme43 Posts: 139 Member
    'You look good chubby' from my late beloved grandma. I know she meant compared to my too-skinny childhood and teenage years, but still...
  • carrierweber
    carrierweber Posts: 2 Member
    "Wow, you are almost back to what you weighed when you got married right?"

    Well no, I'm actually 20 lbs lighter. Guess those 4 kids really stretched me out though!
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    You're balls are too big.
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