Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    "I like your hair better straight."

    If there's ever a more ****ed up way to tell somebody you hate their curly hair, let me know!!!! This came from an Asian chick. They're pros at giving backhanded compliments. Two different Asian girls said this to me.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
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    "You have a cute nose, like a seal pup" :noway:
  • Pedalpush
    Pedalpush Posts: 246 Member
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    A woman just met but I did not know, but who was hosting a bridal shower for my soon-to-be sister-in-law, came up behind me, patted me on the butt and said "Oooh such a rump on you, you'ah so lucky (insert New York Jewish Mother accent here)!"
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
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    You've lost how much? I never thought you were THAT fat! Huh.
  • vienna_h
    vienna_h Posts: 428 Member
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    'Pregnancy suits you, how far along are you?' - nope, that's just my stomach :frown:

    No one should ever say this ever. Like not even in a Lamaze class. Wow.

    I worked with a girl who had terrible Crohn's disease and was a size 0. Her body shape and medical issues caused a little belly bulge even though she was tiny/petite and thin. WEEKLY someone would ask her about her "pregnancy". Sooooo wrong!!!

    My mom knew this woman was pregnant, but hadn't seen her in a long time. They ran into each other at the store, and my mom, seeing her bulging stomach, said "wow, I heard you were pregnant, you must be due really soon!" And the woman replied "I had the baby months ago..."

    oooops.
  • kmorales_4
    kmorales_4 Posts: 208 Member
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    I got the half compliment by default

    Your face is so pretty, you should really lose weight.
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
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    "You have a pretty face, shame about the rest of you" - oh yes, that was a lovely tid-bit

    "I bet you'll die alone, eaten by your cats" - from high school, oh the love we shared in those days.
  • unluckyIrish
    unluckyIrish Posts: 121 Member
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    "I like your hair better straight."

    If there's ever a more ****ed up way to tell somebody you hate their curly hair, let me know!!!! This came from an Asian chick. They're pros at giving backhanded compliments. Two different Asian girls said this to me.

    I get that a lot too. Or, at the salon: you have GORGEOUS hair... let's straighten it... (that's the point where I typically walk out)

    Also... Wow, I can't believe someone like you (i.e. fat) works out that much.

    Or- I can't believe you can run 5k...
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
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    "You skinny b*tch"

    do I look skinny to you? I'm toned b*tch!
  • Mcmilligen
    Mcmilligen Posts: 332 Member
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    "...Well, at least your boobs are bigger"
    (Said to me by my [male] friend after I was feeling down about my weight). Hmph. That doesn't make me feel better. Thanks though.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    "If you lost 20lbs, you could do porn."

    :angry:

    that's kinda awesome actually, as a way to strike up a conversation with somebody and see if they have a sense of humor. :happy:

    Respond with: I retired, so I let myself gain a little since then

    What are you doing back on the boards, missy?!

    sorry!!!!

    -backs out slowly-

    Ahahaha. :heart:
  • emAZn
    emAZn Posts: 413 Member
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    You have a mother's butt

    &

    You've lost alot of weight, you almost look like a holocaust victim (no offense to holocaust victim's and their families - I said it was the worst)
  • Andreaviolet89
    Andreaviolet89 Posts: 290 Member
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    What etnicity are you?

    and

    Wow you look so pretty since you lost weight, just lose a bit more and you will be glam!
  • Rav3n1022
    Rav3n1022 Posts: 77 Member
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    you have great t*ts, you'd be super hot if you lost some weight... :huh:


    in what parallel universe is a compliment??
  • jbwilliams888
    jbwilliams888 Posts: 96
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    "You are hot! Even if you are black" :huh:
  • MrsJGatsby
    MrsJGatsby Posts: 25 Member
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    you have great t*ts, you'd be super hot if you lost some weight... :huh:


    in what parallel universe is a compliment??

    You're boobs are huge but I bet when you lose the weight they'll go too.

    Thanks...:frown:
  • dantesmum1965
    dantesmum1965 Posts: 1 Member
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    Him: "Say.... you don't look like a bag of spanners" by a male colleague on my way to a night out. Me: Errr... thanks...I think..... so do I normally look like a bag of spanners?
  • scot30316
    scot30316 Posts: 169 Member
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    You look just like Jim Morrison. Dead in a bathtub in Paris Jim Morrison
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    "You have really incredible eyebrows."


    WTH.

    My sister got complimented on her eyebrows by a drag queen and I had to hear about it for three weeks. Apparently some people really like those compliments?
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    "You have such a pretty face", I think some fat girls might get why this compliment is actually a little annoying

    Only a woman could take kind words like that and twist them around into an insult. If anyone in my entire life told me I had a pretty face I would be ecstatic.

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