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    BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

    Posts: 17 Member
    edited February 4 in Health and Weight Loss
    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

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    • Posts: 328 Member
      ohhhhh!!!! thats my problem!! jeeze mate, all this time i thought it was the chocolate i ate while sitting on my butt watching biggest loser!!
    • Posts: 83 Member
      I haven't laughed this hard since someone wrote they got masculine arms after 5 gym visits. :laugh:
    • Posts: 212 Member
      . It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."


      Um, it may be true (unlikely though), but it sounds like a load of crapola... Just saying...
    • Posts: 1,899 Member
      It's true people!!! This is the same reason no one should ever use soap. It's soakes into the skin and adds on the pounds.
    • Posts: 17 Member
      And, the reason why you won't starve on the diet is:

      "Because HCG releases your fat reserves, your body begins to “consume” the fat, which acts as a source of energy in place of food. In essence, you burn about one pound of fat each day (one pound is 3,500 calories). Therefore, your total consumption each day will be about 4,000 calories – 500 from food and 3,500 from fat. That is why most patients do not experience extreme hunger while using HCG."

      Are you counting your fat consumptIon calories yet?
    • Posts: 83 Member
      It's true people!!! This is the same reason no one should ever use soap. It's soakes into the skin and adds on the pounds.

      That explains all the stinkers in public transit- they're just trying to lose some weight!
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      *puts on tinfoil hat*
    • Posts: 963 Member
      hoorah, Im giving up the diet and exercise and just gonna throw away that baby oil! thanks
    • Posts: 909 Member
      And, the reason why you won't starve on the diet is:

      "Because HCG releases your fat reserves, your body begins to “consume” the fat, which acts as a source of energy in place of food. In essence, you burn about one pound of fat each day (one pound is 3,500 calories). Therefore, your total consumption each day will be about 4,000 calories – 500 from food and 3,500 from fat. That is why most patients do not experience extreme hunger while using HCG."

      Are you counting your fat consumptIon calories yet?

      No, the reason most people don't experience extreme hunger on this diet is because the shot they give is loaded with long last appetite suppressants.
    • Posts: 432 Member
      It places the lotion in the basket.
    • Posts: 328 Member
      just had a shower...im trying to log the coco butter i put on but i cant find it in the food list...can anyone help?
    • Posts: 328 Member
      oh, i guess while im at it i should log the soap.
    • Posts: 882 Member
      and don't forget this warning too...
      Shampoo Warning !
      When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
      "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
      No wonder I have been gaining weight!
      Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
      "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
      Problem solved!

      :)
    • Posts: 165 Member
      I thought it was going to be b/c of xenoestrogens or something like that. There were incidents of young boys growing breasts b/c of the level of xenoestrogens in certain shampoos. They say truth is stranger than fiction, but finding truth out there is getting hard to do.
    • Posts: 168 Member
      I found that when I stopped using shampoo that added body and volume, I lost some weight. I tried to not let it run down my body for a while, but that really hurt my neck......
    • Posts: 164 Member
      Seriously? :huh:
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      I think I just became dumber reading this thread.....
    • Posts: 164 Member
      and don't forget this warning too...
      Shampoo Warning !
      When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
      "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
      No wonder I have been gaining weight!
      Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
      "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
      Problem solved!

      :)

      HAHAHAHA!!! Good one! :laugh:
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      i used to take olive oil baths until I discovered that the olive oil leaking into my skin is what made me gain 50 pounds....
    • Posts: 328 Member
      and don't forget this warning too...
      Shampoo Warning !
      When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
      "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
      No wonder I have been gaining weight!
      Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
      "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
      Problem solved!

      :)


      LMFAO!!!!!!! all my problems solved in one little visit to the forums!!
    • Posts: 16 Member
      5 Star Thread
    • Posts: 9,151 Member
      You rang?
      nightmare.jpg
    • Posts: 1,116 Member
      I haven't laughed this hard since someone wrote they got masculine arms after 5 gym visits. :laugh:

      You must of missed the one who got bulky arms if she held them the wrong way whilst running!
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
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      You must of missed the one who got bulky arms if she held them the wrong way whilst running!

      oh i recall that one ....hilarious and idiotic at same time!
    • Posts: 1,621 Member
      I think I just became dumber reading this thread.....

      Just the top, right?

      Edit for typo. I guess you may have a point.
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      show previous quotes

      Just the top, right?

      Edit for typo. I guess you may have a point.

      LOL yes just the top ....
    • Posts: 165 Member
      You rang?
      nightmare.jpg

      OMG! I can't think of a better use of a gif. Zyxst, you are amazing.
    • Posts: 1,624 Member
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    • Posts: 948 Member
      Well damn,I guess I'm in REAL trouble!! I use Body Butter, not lotion. :sad:
    • Posts: 62 Member
      and don't forget this warning too...
      Shampoo Warning !
      When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
      "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
      No wonder I have been gaining weight!
      Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
      "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
      Problem solved!

      :)

      ROLF :laugh:
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