BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

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  • Kabiti
    Kabiti Posts: 191 Member
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    LOL... I was kidding, of course
    :tongue:

    ♥
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    I thought it was my shampoo that was making me fat. After all, it says: "Adds extra body" :laugh:

    The Daily Mail agrees so it must be true :noway:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2013283/Is-shampoo-making-FAT-The-truth-chemical-calories-beauty-products.html
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    I...can't.........:noway:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    It's all the phat in phthalates.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    I put raspberry ketones in my lotion. It cancels out the oil.....
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
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    This is exquisite. Thank you. Here I was worried I'd be bored at work all day.
  • KimJohnsonsmile
    KimJohnsonsmile Posts: 222 Member
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    just had a shower...im trying to log the coco butter i put on but i cant find it in the food list...can anyone help?

    HAHAHAHA!
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
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    "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    dammit you beat me to it LOL
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    Bumping so I can read after a bit....

    :laugh:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    this actually makes a ton of sense....
    lotion is typically a moisturizer....thereby keeping your skin hydrated...

    drop the lotion and drop the water weight!

    you'll shrivel up and look like the crypt keeper, but SFW!!! at least you lost the weight!

    RIGHT GUIZE?
  • Barbell_Jules
    Barbell_Jules Posts: 358 Member
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    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)
    LOL Score! Can you link me to this Fairy Liquid?! I want some! :laugh:
  • Pooks1n1Schmoops
    Pooks1n1Schmoops Posts: 199 Member
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    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Or else it gets the hose again?
  • Pooks1n1Schmoops
    Pooks1n1Schmoops Posts: 199 Member
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    You rang?
    nightmare.jpg

    OMG! I can't think of a better use of a gif. Zyxst, you are amazing.

    Dammit! I thought I was the first person to think of this.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    YOU CAN"T MAKE ME GIVE UP MY FOOT RUBS:angry:
  • Pooks1n1Schmoops
    Pooks1n1Schmoops Posts: 199 Member
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    I haven't laughed this hard since someone wrote they got masculine arms after 5 gym visits. :laugh:

    Masculine arms are the hotness
  • TallGlassOfQuirky
    TallGlassOfQuirky Posts: 282 Member
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    I *knew* there was a reason the nutritional information was unavailable for my cocoa butter lotion! It's determined to make me FAT!
    Why didn't I see that before? I mean, Butter=Fat, right?!?!?! Obviously, it's my lotion's fault I am battling thunder-thigh-itis.
  • oneblumsy
    oneblumsy Posts: 16 Member
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    Thank you for the great laugh! Next - stop using deodorant b/c it will rub on weight.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    I use body lotion all the time, probably why I put on 70 lbs!!
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    F***K!

    THAT is why I weighed 238. It was my LOTION. I love lotion. I have a lotion and lip balm habit. Ut oh ...... Do u think my LIP BALM also played a role ???

    I'm doomed. Doomed to have lotion / lip balm fat OR dry skin and lips. What is a girl to do?!!!!???

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