BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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  • helena_jj
    helena_jj Posts: 200 Member
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    It seems there are people, whom it soaks directly to the brain.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    this actually makes a ton of sense....
    lotion is typically a moisturizer....thereby keeping your skin hydrated...

    drop the lotion and drop the water weight!

    you'll shrivel up and look like the crypt keeper, but SFW!!! at least you lost the weight!

    RIGHT GUIZE?

    Y U MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    in for the tin foil hat and the OMG factor..............

    No..........just no!!!
  • carlom18
    carlom18 Posts: 174 Member
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    what planet is this?
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
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    :laugh:
  • jaeone
    jaeone Posts: 649 Member
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    So I have to stay ashy , to lose weight! Hmm, no thanks!! LOL!!
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
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    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.

    Um, you know what that stuff is made of don't you? "Baby" lotion!
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
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    While I'm quite confident lotion does get into our systems through our skin (a whole nother topic).

    umm, no, not a source of calories.

    but sheesh, what of ya'll who rub coconut oil on??? :wink:
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
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    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.

    Um, you know what that stuff is made of don't you? "Baby" lotion!

    Eww...plus haven't you ever seen how fat babies are?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,565 Member
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    The OP's source of information is strictly from the ENQUIRER.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
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    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Yes because I want to be sickly and look like a crocodile. No thanks.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.

    or get pregnant :devil:
  • crissyrox
    crissyrox Posts: 94
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    *puts on tinfoil hat*

    This
  • scottaworley
    scottaworley Posts: 871 Member
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    troll/10 would read again
  • PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot
    PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot Posts: 596 Member
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    So how many calories are in 4oz of body lotion? I can't find it on the food database. I'm cutting out alcohol for October, may as well cut back my nightly shot glass of Body Shop moisturizer.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    thats why I only use whipping cream
  • fatfudgery
    fatfudgery Posts: 449 Member
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    Sounds like someone wants to get the hose again...

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