BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN
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It seems there are people, whom it soaks directly to the brain.0
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this actually makes a ton of sense....
lotion is typically a moisturizer....thereby keeping your skin hydrated...
drop the lotion and drop the water weight!
you'll shrivel up and look like the crypt keeper, but SFW!!! at least you lost the weight!
RIGHT GUIZE?
Y U MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!0 -
what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.0
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in for the tin foil hat and the OMG factor..............
No..........just no!!!0 -
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what planet is this?0
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:laugh:0
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So I have to stay ashy , to lose weight! Hmm, no thanks!! LOL!!0
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what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.
Um, you know what that stuff is made of don't you? "Baby" lotion!0 -
While I'm quite confident lotion does get into our systems through our skin (a whole nother topic).
umm, no, not a source of calories.
but sheesh, what of ya'll who rub coconut oil on???0 -
what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.
Um, you know what that stuff is made of don't you? "Baby" lotion!
Eww...plus haven't you ever seen how fat babies are?0 -
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So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.
Yes because I want to be sickly and look like a crocodile. No thanks.0 -
what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.
or get pregnant :devil:0 -
*puts on tinfoil hat*
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troll/10 would read again0
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So how many calories are in 4oz of body lotion? I can't find it on the food database. I'm cutting out alcohol for October, may as well cut back my nightly shot glass of Body Shop moisturizer.0
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thats why I only use whipping cream0
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Sounds like someone wants to get the hose again...
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My dad say body lotion make fat. My father is biochemist.
If u think im a joke, or not real, imagine Im euro style. Turns out its a fact idiot,
im croatia, now at north america. So my tastes, info, and thoughts have backing. Enjoy life my man.0 -
Still going? I'm ready to rock the party.
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I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."
So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.
Oh my, what will they come up with next. The only thing that makes us gain weight is what we ingest, and I have yet to know anyone who eats body lotion.0 -
Well...this explains my facefat then!!!111!! Its totally because I use a homemade sugar and olive oil scrub!!! zomgs!0
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what planet is this?
OP is from Mars, the rest of us are from Earth....0 -
thats why I only use whipping cream
and that is why we should be friends...ASAP0 -
and don't forget this warning too...
Shampoo Warning !
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
This takes the prize.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thanks,0 -
Someone's going to make a killing when they come out with fat-free, low carb, gluten-free, vegan body lotion. Mark my words...0
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I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."
So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.
Hey OP, just because it is on the internet does not mean it is true. Just saying....
According to the State Farm commercial it is.0
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