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BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

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  • Feisty_one
    Feisty_one Posts: 81 Member
    ohhhhh!!!! thats my problem!! jeeze mate, all this time i thought it was the chocolate i ate while sitting on my butt watching biggest loser!!

    lmao!!!
  • kramalicious
    kramalicious Posts: 143
    It places the lotion in the basket.

    Clarice..., is that you?

    LMAO!
  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
    Omg, this makes my fantasy of Jello wrestling in a kiddie pool seem so much better. Every meal. ..
    To the kiddie poool!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You really need to watch out for the shampoo you use as well. That stuff can make you fat. Look at this one:

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    It has a warning right on the label that it will give you extra body.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Here for information about weight gain.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)


    ok I lost it with this one! That is hilarious!
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
    *puts on tinfoil hat*

    *Also puts on tinfoil hat*
  • Linda_here
    Linda_here Posts: 2
    Funniest thread ever!
    So many of us have had our eyes opened by this one. :wink:
    Laughed out loud in the shower thinking about the poor girl's neck hurting from trying not to let the "full body / volumizing" shampoo run down her body.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    I guess that's the reason why you shouldnt swallow toothpaste because the sugar will definitely pack on the pounds!!!! :tongue: :glasses: :huh:
  • laele75
    laele75 Posts: 283 Member
    The sad part is people still believe in HCG diets... And yeah, if I stopped using lotion, I'd lose weight. Once I found a way to sluice off twenty pounds of dead skin. Gah.
  • sandyt_79
    sandyt_79 Posts: 12 Member
    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)

    Love it. Almost spat my coffee on to my computer screen. Thanks for the giggle!
  • lieladp
    lieladp Posts: 17 Member
    Definitely not spookiefox. I had a really good laugh about it and thought I would share. I'll try harder to get the sarcasm across next time.
  • GolfBird1
    GolfBird1 Posts: 57
    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)



    ^^^ LOL! Love this!!!!
  • jbrynn82
    jbrynn82 Posts: 5
    HAHAHAHA! Surely it's the lotion, not the chocolate! Love this!
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