Zombies are everywhere!

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  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    Really I think we Aussies would have it easier than the Americans and the Brit. Anerica has too high a population density and Britain doesn't have enough food

    You're probably right, but we Americans have the most guns so there's that. Plus we're fatter so we would survive the ensuing famine longer. lol

    No no no. That's not how it works at all! Can you really outrun zombie hoards if you're, to put it tactfully, not exactly physically fit?
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    Already got a bug-out bag packed and emergency food and water supplies in my apartment ready for almost any apocalyptic-type of situation. The river is a 15 min walk away, so if I need to GTFO it's close.

    I'm not giving away anthing else - my advantages only :wink:

    < <<< also has actual, Prepacked bug out bag.

    I live in a city apartment on a high floor. It's fairly secure and well stocked. Would probably hole up here for the initial outbreak, then try to get to my brothers apartment a few blocks away (he's an archer)
    We'd pack what we could and head down the coast, to our parents. They have a boat.
    Then we would take the boat to a small tourist island west of our parents town.

    <<<< Also has bug out bags set and ready to go

    I have my personal bug out bag as well as the one for the wife ready to go next to the gun safe. Grab them, grab the guns, the ammo, grab the compound bow, and the knives. Load them all up in the 4WD with the spare gas and head out to my buddy's cabin which is further out in the country than I am.
  • seilidhe
    seilidhe Posts: 1,042 Member
    I figure I'm screwed, I have dogs that don't know how to shut up and daughters that will freak out... but I've got a sword... it'll work to bash a few heads. I live in an apartment complex with well over 400 apartments - the ultimate zombie smorgasbord, right? Do zombies ever feel satiated? Could I hope the others in the complex will have their brains/innards eaten first and, before they turn, will the original zombies be too full to chase me as I run for it, dragging my dogs behind me? What? I should leave the dogs? Sigh... I suppose you're right. I just hope zombies don't like dog meat. LOL (Hoping for Walking Dead/Shaun of the Dead shlepping zombies as opposed to 28 Day After sprinters). ;)
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    How do you think the zombie apocalypse will come about? I Am Legend? The Crazies? Out of nowhere? Do you have your own crazy theory?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Does zombie flesh rot? If so I'm going to either hot and damp or hot and dry
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    How do you think the zombie apocalypse will come about? I Am Legend? The Crazies? Out of nowhere? Do you have your own crazy theory?

    If those things from I Am Legend make an appearance we are fawked! :p Too fast, too strong and not as dumb as a rotting zombie.

    And although they were more glazed over psychopaths than zombies in The Crazies, I thought the premise was at least a little plausible. Chemical weapon accident that contaminated the water supply. :sick:
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    Its pretty simple.

    Strategically fall back into my underground bunker. Supplies for two for 6 months. After 2 months, surface and search for survivors. Establish a new community with survivors in a very secure, fortified location. Kill all zombies on sight.
  • doritozombie
    doritozombie Posts: 5 Member
    I like to think I'd turn into some badass but "realistically" speaking, I'd probably just accept my fate and sit in my dorm eating doritos mumbling something like "This isn't what I meant when I said I hope class is canceled tomorrow."
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    I like to think I'd turn into some badass but "realistically" speaking, I'd probably just accept my fate and sit in my dorm eating doritos mumbling something like "This isn't what I meant when I said I hope class is canceled tomorrow."

    Your username makes this pretty badass.
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    Weep with joy that the day is finally here? Lock & load *****es!!

    But then, I'm anti social like that :drinker:
  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
    I'd board up my house from the inside, order a bunch of stuff off amazon, and when it came and the Fed Ex guy got eaten, I'd run out and grab all the loot in the truck and hope there was food :D

    Could you not just do an amazon order and a tesco order? Now I know there's the unnecessary pollution of two deliveries but we are in a zombie apocalypse I think the whole global warming boat may have sailed.
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    How do you think the zombie apocalypse will come about? I Am Legend? The Crazies? Out of nowhere? Do you have your own crazy theory?

    A virus is pretty plausible, me thinks. We have different strains of viruses, new strains, coming out and going around constantly. One just happens to have a different kind of side effect. "Please beware: the H1N2 virus going around appears to be like nothing we have seen before. If you contract this virus, chances are you will die. You may even continue to walk after you are dead."
  • Adre_N_aline
    Adre_N_aline Posts: 20
    How do you think the zombie apocalypse will come about? I Am Legend? The Crazies? Out of nowhere? Do you have your own crazy theory?

    I would like to think it was like night of the living dead, they just come back to life and start eating "B R A I N S".
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    I think this topic should have more replies than "these forums have been sickening lately" and quite frankly, I'm sorely disappointed that there aren't.

    TO KEEP THIS BALL ROLLING:

    You meet a guy (or girl) who you coincidentally fall into deep love with (whether its because of your daily life or death situations, or you're really soul mates bound to be together through destruction is irrelevant). You're going to make love - but evidently everyone looted the condoms. Do you proceed to risking pregnancy, or do you do what you can to prevent this? See: THE WALKING DEAD.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    How do you think the zombie apocalypse will come about? I Am Legend? The Crazies? Out of nowhere? Do you have your own crazy theory?

    I would like to think it was like night of the living dead, they just come back to life and start eating "B R A I N S".

    the best zombie movie ever was return of the night of the living dead. This is how they will return a government experiment gone bad ready to eat your brains!

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I'd pull a shaun of the dead and find a pub lol

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  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    World World Z, y/n?
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    World World Z, y/n?

    yes, definitely. I actually just bought the book on my kindle :)
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I'd pull a shaun of the dead and find a pub lol

    That's exactly what I look like when I see ice cream.

    Here's an idea:

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  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    book is WAY better than the movie...sorry Brad, you suck at a zombie hero....Will does the zombie hero justice in I am Legend...better actor overall though. Enjoy the book!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    World World Z, y/n?

    yes, definitely. I actually just bought the book on my kindle :)


    book is WAY better than the movie...sorry Brad, you suck at a zombie hero....Will does the zombie hero justice in I am Legend...better actor overall though. Enjoy the book!
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    I think I am the only person in the world who truly does not get the zombie thing. At the risk of seeming as if I take things too seriously, the whole idea is gross beyond words.

    I have a delightfully absurd and dark sense of humor but the zombie thing...shakes head...I seriously missed that boat.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I think I am the only person in the world who truly does not get the zombie thing. At the risk of seeming as if I take things too seriously, the whole idea is gross beyond words.

    I have a delightfully absurd and dark sense of humor but the zombie thing...shakes head...I seriously missed that boat.

    i was reading once that the fear of zombies is actually a fear of humans or a mass of humans. I think there might be some truth to that.
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    I figure I'm screwed, I have dogs that don't know how to shut up and daughters that will freak out... but I've got a sword... it'll work to bash a few heads. I live in an apartment complex with well over 400 apartments - the ultimate zombie smorgasbord, right? Do zombies ever feel satiated? Could I hope the others in the complex will have their brains/innards eaten first and, before they turn, will the original zombies be too full to chase me as I run for it, dragging my dogs behind me? What? I should leave the dogs? Sigh... I suppose you're right. I just hope zombies don't like dog meat. LOL (Hoping for Walking Dead/Shaun of the Dead shlepping zombies as opposed to 28 Day After sprinters). ;)


    same here!! Do I board the small place up so survivors don't come a shooting to steal the 1 box of mac n cheese in my cupboard and/or zombies coming in and taking over, or do i book it immediately? where? No clue, no clue at all :ohwell:
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    This would be me

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  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    I think I am the only person in the world who truly does not get the zombie thing. At the risk of seeming as if I take things too seriously, the whole idea is gross beyond words.

    I have a delightfully absurd and dark sense of humor but the zombie thing...shakes head...I seriously missed that boat.

    i was reading once that the fear of zombies is actually a fear of humans or a mass of humans. I think there might be some truth to that.

    Well, that explains it then. I get slightly panicky in crowds because I am very introverted and shy.:laugh:
  • james6998
    james6998 Posts: 743 Member
    Extra food, water and a boat, you're all set.
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    my couch to 5k trainer is a zombie... Remember in Zombieland... 1st rule of survival is CARDIO!!!
  • Kureiton84
    Kureiton84 Posts: 20 Member
    I think that we -er- the zombies just want to be your friends, and you should not avoid us -er- them at all.
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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Throw my pistols, ammo, some canned food, water proof matches, a whetstone, a knife and as many bottles of water as I could in a back pack. Grab a bat and head out to find a katana (ala Michonne). Then work towards the coast, avoiding groups of survivors if at all possible. Should that prove to be inevitable, keep it small, and limited as much as possible to the most capable, least needy people. Get to the coast, grab a map, grab a boat, find an island.

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