Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

One B**** actually told me that I have nice WIDE child bearing hips.

This along with countless times of hearing you have such a pretty face now if youd lose some weight

or you would be so pretty if your teeth were fixed lol

"I like your big fat *kitten*" .... not cool.

I take this as a good compliment Different strokes!

From my mother when I was twelve, a D cup, and being sexually harassed at school constantly: "You know, a lot of boys would love to see you naked."

"You're 25? I thought you were 19! You still look great for your age!"

What??? FU, IM 25, NOT 50!!!

lololololol.. What are we us quinquagenarians?... A lost cause? Our hot looking days are over?... Hahahahaha.. So funny and ironic especially for a thread that deals with gaucheries. Really funny.

From a high school boyfriend: "For a fat girl, you don't sweat much."

"You're decent enough to be a cum dumpster"

First off, this was coming from my best guy friend that I had a HUGE crush on. Secondly, cum dumpster is never something you should call ANYONE let alone someone you consider a friend. I had never heard that term before then. I didn't let him know but it hurt my feelings pretty bad. I didn't say anything until my friend's boyfriend noticed I seemed sad, asked me why and then tears just flowed.

From my mother when I was twelve, a D cup, and being sexually harassed at school constantly: "You know, a lot of boys would love to see you naked."

I despise how women assume those of us with big breasts enjoy the attention or take pride in all men wanting to see us naked. Speaking for my own big breasts I'd actually rather not have them. Its impossible to work out, god forbid I sit anywhere with a bar and don't get me started on having to buy clothes a size bigger so my belly isnt showing.

Big boobs rarely mean perky and i don't see the fascination with droopy sacks of flab. In a nice bra they provide a great view and hell id say my best asset is my clevage. They are a hazard to exercise with, clothes are an issue and the cost of bras is outstanding! There is a limit to who you want staring at your boobs for example:
A guy u like: "You like what you see?"
A stranger "f'n pervert!!!!!"

**You're <beautiful> for an Arab -- where the words in between <...> can be interchangeable with: "clean"; "smart"; "reliable" etc. Yup!

**Me, eavesdropping on a compliment a neighbor was paying to my mom... Neighbor: "I was just talking to (...) the other day, and we were saying how beautiful your family is; you, your husband, all 4 boys are real good looking; it's a real shame the only girl didn' t come out the same." Ouch!

After having gained a ton of weight, meeting up with an old casual hookup:
Guy: "Wow, you look... great" *sarcastic tone*

"You're decent enough to be a cum dumpster"

First off, this was coming from my best guy friend that I had a HUGE crush on. Secondly, cum dumpster is never something you should call ANYONE let alone someone you consider a friend. I had never heard that term before then. I didn't let him know but it hurt my feelings pretty bad. I didn't say anything until my friend's boyfriend noticed I seemed sad, asked me why and then tears just flowed.

please tell me you slugged or tasered the SOB

2 that stick out in my mind:

"Wow, you've lost a lot of weight. Go on a crack diet?" Umm, thanks, I think?

"You would be so beautiful if you just got your nose fixed" Ouch!

You don't look half as bad as you used to.

"Congratulations on your pregnancy! How far along are you?"

Ive never been pregnant.

"You're very strong considering you don't look big."

when's the baby due?