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An old married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife is trying to go to sleep and the old man is feeling frisky, but she just ignores him. The next night, the wife is a little excited but the husband is already asleep. The third night the two talk about not being on the same page about sex. They decide to work out a system. The wife says to the husband....."When I am wanting a little action, I will reach over and give your privates a tug to let you know I am interested." The husband says "Ok.....but when you are not in the mood, be sure to tug on it about 30 times so I don't get the wrong message."
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A guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend with her bags packed, heading out the door. The guy says "Honey, why are you leaving me?" She replies "I just found out that you're a pedophile!" The guy says "Pedophile? Say, that's a mighty big word for a 13 teen year old!"0
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stew.0 -
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs cutting the grass?
Mow0 -
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going to the bathroom?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
Bob0 -
An old married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife is trying to go to sleep and the old man is feeling frisky, but she just ignores him. The next night, the wife is a little excited but the husband is already asleep. The third night the two talk about not being on the same page about sex. They decide to work out a system. The wife says to the husband....."When I am wanting a little action, I will reach over and give your privates a tug to let you know I am interested." The husband says "Ok.....but when you are not in the mood, be sure to tug on it about 30 times so I don't get the wrong message."
that is really funny
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A farmer and his son are tending to the cows when the son sees a bull mount a cow.
Son: "Pa, what are they doing?"
Pa: "Son, they are ferkin'."
Son: "What's 'ferkin'?"
Pa: "Come inside the house boy, it's time you learn."
The head into the house, where the farmer finds his wife...
Pa: "Ma, take your clothes off and get into bed."
Ma complies....
Pa: "Okay Son, you see that hole between Ma's legs?"
Son: "Yes Pa, I do."
Pa: "Watch me get it."
Pa undresses and proceeds to mount Ma
The daughter walks by, looks at what is going on in the bedroom....
Daughter: "Brother, what are Ma and Pa doing?"
Son: "Sis, they be ferkin'."
Daughter: "What's ferkin'?"
Son: "Well Sis, do you see that hole between Pa's legs?"
Daughter: "Yes Brother, I do."
Son: "Watch me get it."0 -
A popular whorehouse was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested
a 15-year-old, and the madam replied "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors
to lickers."
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