The worst beer you've ever had?

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  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member
    Schlafly Pumpkin Ale. Tasted like I was ingesting a melted candle. I typically never order stuff like that, I don't know why I did. I typically enjoy Schlafly though. The bartender kept trying to make me order a new one, but I said I was finishing it, I'm tough. He said I know you are tough, but I would be happy to get you a new one. I said, no, dammit, it has alcohol, I'll finish it. Grossest. Beer. Ever. Besides anything from the big three...

    On a side note, on Sunday morning I was at the alehouse for beer and $3 Bloody Mary's...doing the Sunday crossword. The new bartender said he thought I was a secret assassin...what?

    WUT!? That's my favorite pumpkin beer this season. I think it's awesome. Not super sweet like a lot of pumpkin beers but you can really taste the pumpkin. I think maybe you just don't like pumpkin beers. I've only heard good things from other people too.
  • uidb5259
    uidb5259 Posts: 138 Member
    I have a few. Hate Natural Light and the Beast (Milwaukee's Best). Any beer with a coffee or chocolate taste sucks too! Beer should taste like beer.

    Oh not a big Heineken fan either.

    Love most Octoberfest (Marzen) beers!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.

    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.
  • Natural Light. Horrible. Usually, if it's ice cold I can drink most any beer.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Schlafly Pumpkin Ale. Tasted like I was ingesting a melted candle. I typically never order stuff like that, I don't know why I did. I typically enjoy Schlafly though. The bartender kept trying to make me order a new one, but I said I was finishing it, I'm tough. He said I know you are tough, but I would be happy to get you a new one. I said, no, dammit, it has alcohol, I'll finish it. Grossest. Beer. Ever. Besides anything from the big three...

    On a side note, on Sunday morning I was at the alehouse for beer and $3 Bloody Mary's...doing the Sunday crossword. The new bartender said he thought I was a secret assassin...what?

    That's surprising. Schlafly makes my favorite pumpkin ale and I'm not alone. Currently ranked as #3 in the world: http://beeradvocate.com/lists/style/72

    Maybe you got a bad bottle/keg or something? Do you like other pumpkin ales?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Anything with the word 'Light" in it.
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.


    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.

    I'd murder you first for liking the Rays...
  • IamOnMywayNow
    IamOnMywayNow Posts: 470 Member
    Samuel Adams latitude 48 Ipa...........yack!!! Tasted like bitter flowers.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.


    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.

    I'd murder you first for liking the Rays...

    Whoa Whoa Whoa...Lets not start saying things that can't be unsaid...What are u a giants fan?
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.


    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.

    I'd murder you first for liking the Rays...

    Whoa Whoa Whoa...Lets not start saying things that can't be unsaid...What are u a giants fan?

    God no, A's!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Samuel Adams latitude 48 Ipa...........yack!!! Tasted like bitter flowers.

    Haha, not a fan of IPAs I take it?
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.


    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.

    I'd murder you first for liking the Rays...

    Whoa Whoa Whoa...Lets not start saying things that can't be unsaid...What are u a giants fan?

    God no, A's!

    double whammy on my giants......... I see how it is :angry:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.


    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.

    I'd murder you first for liking the Rays...

    Whoa Whoa Whoa...Lets not start saying things that can't be unsaid...What are u a giants fan?

    God no, A's!

    See, there is no need for Murder...We should be consoling each other for both our teams and their early playoff exits...Plus we beat the Rangers
  • jdaley90
    jdaley90 Posts: 259 Member
    Bud Ice- ugggh

    Referencing the first page though.. Tsingtao is good! You obviously have never had one in China lol
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    See, there is no need for Murder...We should be consoling each other for both our teams and their early playoff exits...Plus we beat the Rangers


    Ok, I'll give you that.
  • imakeyoukneel
    imakeyoukneel Posts: 278 Member
    it was called like Bad dog a local brew it tasted like they bottled a dogs *kitten*
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    Budweiser - hate the stuff, it is just colored water.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Tasted like Corona that was fermented in a dumpster. A dumpster full of used baby diapers....on fire.
    I had successfully blocked this from my memory. Now it's back. Thanks, *kitten*.
  • Vince_1964
    Vince_1964 Posts: 359 Member
    Anything with the word 'Light" in it.

    ^^^ This. Though the actual worst I ever had was a Corona that had been shipped via container ship out to Diego Garcia ... it wasn't even the right color and tasted like P!$$-wter!
  • jeffd247
    jeffd247 Posts: 319 Member

    we can't be friends. :angry:
    Guinness....Hate it...People have tried to murder me over my dislike for it.


    No one is going to get convicted for "Murder" with that as a reason...



    See what I mean...You guiness drinkers are a violent lot

    Also, not sure if already named, but taking any beer and pouring tomato juice in it. They do it in NE during husker games. I tried that once that crap is nasty.

    I'd murder you first for liking the Rays...

    Whoa Whoa Whoa...Lets not start saying things that can't be unsaid...What are u a giants fan?

    God no, A's!

    See, there is no need for Murder...We should be consoling each other for both our teams and their early playoff exits...Plus we beat the Rangers

    <- Red Sox fan

    *skips away gleefully with a Guinness and a smoking gun*
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    Schlafly Pumpkin Ale. Tasted like I was ingesting a melted candle. I typically never order stuff like that, I don't know why I did. I typically enjoy Schlafly though. The bartender kept trying to make me order a new one, but I said I was finishing it, I'm tough. He said I know you are tough, but I would be happy to get you a new one. I said, no, dammit, it has alcohol, I'll finish it. Grossest. Beer. Ever. Besides anything from the big three...

    On a side note, on Sunday morning I was at the alehouse for beer and $3 Bloody Mary's...doing the Sunday crossword. The new bartender said he thought I was a secret assassin...what?

    WUT!? That's my favorite pumpkin beer this season. I think it's awesome. Not super sweet like a lot of pumpkin beers but you can really taste the pumpkin. I think maybe you just don't like pumpkin beers. I've only heard good things from other people too.

    I don't like pumpkin beers, it was just an impulse order. I typically drink pales or ipas, I just got a hair up my *kitten*... When the bartender asked if I like it and I said it was the worst beer I've had, he had said how it was his fave pumpkin one too...
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    Schlafly Pumpkin Ale. Tasted like I was ingesting a melted candle. I typically never order stuff like that, I don't know why I did. I typically enjoy Schlafly though. The bartender kept trying to make me order a new one, but I said I was finishing it, I'm tough. He said I know you are tough, but I would be happy to get you a new one. I said, no, dammit, it has alcohol, I'll finish it. Grossest. Beer. Ever. Besides anything from the big three...

    On a side note, on Sunday morning I was at the alehouse for beer and $3 Bloody Mary's...doing the Sunday crossword. The new bartender said he thought I was a secret assassin...what?

    That's surprising. Schlafly makes my favorite pumpkin ale and I'm not alone. Currently ranked as #3 in the world: http://beeradvocate.com/lists/style/72

    Maybe you got a bad bottle/keg or something? Do you like other pumpkin ales?

    I'm not saying it isn't a GOOD beer, I just personally thought it was the worst I have had...and no, I don't like pumpkin beers or any other spiced beers...it was just an impulse. That I regretted! I am not a fan of most Belgians but I try them over and over and usually dislike them but never as intensely as that one!
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member

    See, there is no need for Murder...We should be consoling each other for both our teams and their early playoff exits...Plus we beat the Rangers

    <- Red Sox fan

    *skips away gleefully with a Guinness and a smoking gun*

    I hate the Red Sox, but I want you guys to beat the Tigers since we couldn't.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member

    See, there is no need for Murder...We should be consoling each other for both our teams and their early playoff exits...Plus we beat the Rangers

    <- Red Sox fan

    *skips away gleefully with a Guinness and a smoking gun*

    I hate the Red Sox, but I want you guys to beat the Tigers since we couldn't.

    x2...Gotta represent the AL East proudly..

    Yankees is my murder trigger
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member


    I hate the Red Sox, but I want you guys to beat the Tigers since we couldn't.

    x2...Gotta represent the AL East proudly..

    Yankees is my murder trigger

    I hate the Yankees and the Packers with a deep passion.
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    If you hand me a beer, I AM going to drink it. While I chose not to purchase macro brews for myself, if that is all that is at a party, I will drink it. While the style may not be my preferred style, Bud et al are very good at turning out a consistent product (aimed, apparently, at a large segment of the market with no taste buds).

    But, with that said, the worst beer I've drunk would be:

    (a) Any pumpkin ale. In fact, just about any vegetable beer at all. And I've judged some "good" ones at homebrew comps - I just hate them!

    (b) A good beer on a bad tap, or otherwise spoiled through bad cellarmanship. You know, when you sit down at the bar, order what you know to be an excellent beer, and it just tastes... off. So disappointing.

    (c) Some of my own homebrew. Most of what I make is very good, but everyone has a bad day! An infection with a lactic acid-producing bacteria can ruin a great batch! I've only had to dump two down the drain though.


    I do also want to point out that the colour of a beer is not necessarily an indication of it's flavour. Yes, Guinness is dark and so is Murphy's. But not all dark beers are roasty stouts. It could be a more subtle porter, or a creamy mild. You could even order a black/cascadian IPA - black and hoppy, and surely not a stout.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member


    I hate the Red Sox, but I want you guys to beat the Tigers since we couldn't.

    x2...Gotta represent the AL East proudly..

    Yankees is my murder trigger



    I hate the Yankees and the Packers with a deep passion.

    Amen my friend...Amen
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    You could even order a black/cascadian IPA - black and hoppy, and surely not a stout.

    Wookey Jack, please. You just made my mouth water, sir.
  • Aviflora
    Aviflora Posts: 85 Member
    I thoroughly dislike anything hopsey...Yuck!

    My absolute forever-and-always Faaaavorite is Seven-Tier Double Chocolate Stout. It tastes like an alcoholic chocolate truffle. Yum. <3
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Schlafly Pumpkin Ale. Tasted like I was ingesting a melted candle. I typically never order stuff like that, I don't know why I did. I typically enjoy Schlafly though. The bartender kept trying to make me order a new one, but I said I was finishing it, I'm tough. He said I know you are tough, but I would be happy to get you a new one. I said, no, dammit, it has alcohol, I'll finish it. Grossest. Beer. Ever. Besides anything from the big three...

    On a side note, on Sunday morning I was at the alehouse for beer and $3 Bloody Mary's...doing the Sunday crossword. The new bartender said he thought I was a secret assassin...what?

    WUT!? That's my favorite pumpkin beer this season. I think it's awesome. Not super sweet like a lot of pumpkin beers but you can really taste the pumpkin. I think maybe you just don't like pumpkin beers. I've only heard good things from other people too.

    I don't like pumpkin beers, it was just an impulse order. I typically drink pales or ipas, I just got a hair up my *kitten*... When the bartender asked if I like it and I said it was the worst beer I've had, he had said how it was his fave pumpkin one too...

    Almost every pumpkin beer I have had goes WAY overboard with the allspice and it makes me want to spit it out...
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