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The most bad a** thing you've ever done

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  • Posts: 1,487 Member
    Went out drinking with a random Mexican I met in Cancun.
  • Posts: 156 Member
    Delivering my first child with my own hands :glasses:

    This absolutely beats anything the rest of us have to say!
  • Posts: 1,425 Member
    pulled my son out dead underwater in a swimming pool & gave him CPR for what felt like eternity until he gave a little cough & opened his eyes,
    all very by the book & under control, but when he was ok I cried for about an hour


    Hard pressed to beat this one!!!
  • Posts: 945 Member
    I routinely summon unicorns and successfully divide by 0
  • Posts: 2,205 Member
    I think mine is a tie between scaling a volcano on horse back or zip lining over the jungle in the Philippines. What's yours?

    Those sound awesome I will have to try

    Mine was Skydiving over the Alps of Switserland
    & Going to a smoke shop in Amsterdam haha
  • Posts: 2,205 Member

    I wanna skydive when i get to my goalweight, it's going to be my threat

    Mine has to be illegaly entering a Prison in Indonesia while on vacation, because we wanted to meet sort of famous person who is in there, and we did manage

    who did you meet?
  • Posts: 11,118 Member
    I got fed up and just quit my job one day. :explode: Walked out and never came back. It was the most powerful feeling. I now make about 1/3 the income I used to make, but the freedom and peace of mind I have now is so worth it. You couldn't pay me enough to go back into that hell. :drinker:
  • Posts: 2,065 Member
    <----Built a meth empire(current Halloween costume)
  • Posts: 2,065 Member
    ETA: Accidentally posted twice...must stop getting high on my own supply.
  • Posts: 2,275 Member
    I'm a police dispatcher. Nothing will top this until I actually become a LEO.
  • Posts: 592 Member
    saving a girl from some druggy *kitten* who broke into her home and beat her boyfriend. :|
  • Posts: 146 Member
    Skydive and punching a girl in the face who was bullying me

    You parachuted down and punched someone in the face? That's so A-Team :laugh:
  • Posts: 69 Member
    OH WOW...BOTH OF YOU, this is a super amazing thing to have done! :-D
  • Posts: 69 Member

    I did this with my last child :smile:
    Oh wow both of you ...this is a super amazing thing to do on your own.
  • Posts: 454 Member
    Delivering my first child with my own hands :glasses:

    Whoa... that IS badass!!
  • Posts: 83 Member
    Got married.
  • Posts: 454 Member
    - Bungeejumped from a brigde in Africa on a frayed, old rope with on the ground under me written "SPLAT" and a big bullseye

    - Beeing shoulder deep in a cow during c-section

    - Cutting up a cow in pieces with a saw

    - Cleaning out a Cheeta boma with two other people while 3 cheeta's in sheer panic started to mock charge and run into the electric fences which made them even more pissed off

    - Crossfit :)
  • Posts: 454 Member
    Got married.

    DING DING DING! We have a winner ;)!
  • Posts: 1,548 Member
    Decided to have kids
  • Posts: 579 Member
    Here is mine: I'll cut the back story short. I was at university and the guy in the room next to mine played a trick on me and I ended up giving my mum a load of rubbish for Mothers Day so I had to get him back:

    Every Wednesday we used to go to a local club and get wasted and whoever was lucky enough to be able to pull, would bring someone back and that was how it went, week in week out. My next door fella was a big handsome rugby player and he would bring a girl back every week without fail.

    This one particular evening, I didn't go, I stayed behind. A little while before everyone was due back I went into my neighbour's room and got into the wardrobe and closed it behind me.

    Ed came back, duly accompanied by some drunken girl, and they noisily got down to it. I gave them plenty of time to get into the swing of it, and when the time was right, threw open the wardrobe door, zipped up my fly and threw a five pound note on the bed, said 'cheers mate, I needed that' and scarpered.....I had to hide from him for quite a while after that, but it was totally bad a** in my opinion.

    Ah how I miss university......
  • Posts: 1,252 Member
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    :noway:
  • Posts: 362 Member
    I once took both my hands off the handlebar for like at least 2 seconds once. Phew! I know! :)
    Im not even gonna say what i did when i eventualy took the stabilisers off....
  • Jumped off a 65 foot cliff three times.
  • Posts: 113 Member
    Bungee jump from 170 feet, and JM's Banish Fat, Boost Metabolism (serioulsy).
  • Posts: 3,942 Member
    <----Built a meth empire(current Halloween costume)

    Pah. I bought a Meth Star!

    http://clickingbad.nullism.com/
  • Posts: 447 Member
    Drinking with an Irish man, matched him drink for drink. He threw up, I didn't.
  • Posts: 362 Member
    Drinking with an Irish man, matched him drink for drink. He threw up, I didn't.

    No way! He can't have been Irish :)
  • In my younger , dumber years, I pulled off and away from the cops, rocking through newark corners one handed. My forearm was broken and I was in a cast..Mind you my car was stick.
  • Posts: 3,942 Member

    No way! He can't have been Irish :)

    Insert your own picture of a Leprechaun here and be castigated.
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