Trashy People are Trashy

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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I'm sitting at Sonic, parked in my car. I am blocked by the unnecessarily large menu from seeing the family in the minivan next to me.

Man: Shut up b1tch, you can get out and walk home!
Woman: I will! And don't bother coming home neither!
Kid in the back: Mom, I wanna...
Woman: Shut up and sit before he beats you again!
Kid: Momma! I wanna...
Man: You dumb c, get out.
Woman: After I get my corn dog!

Five more minutes of same, including accusations of hitting a pregnant woman, more cursing, and a mildly entertaining riff on not being trashy in public (which naturally happens with the windows wide open using outside voices).

Car hop shows up.

Car hop: 'scuse me, you ordered sixteen corn dogs?
Woman: Yeah.
Car hop: $22.09.

They pay and leave, stone silent. Like somehow their minivan rolling out has made them audible again, so they should be quiet.

I love Oklahoma. Not.
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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Wow... People that don't function together should not be together o.o
  • DJMIKEY1
    DJMIKEY1 Posts: 523 Member
    All I heard was corn dog....mmmmmmm!
  • SmileCozYouCan
    SmileCozYouCan Posts: 315 Member
    Thats terrible.
  • ashleyinthecold
    ashleyinthecold Posts: 89 Member
    I thought the sonic corn dogs were .50 cents all day today!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    All I heard was corn dog....mmmmmmm!

    16 corn dogs in a box at the grocery store would be like five bucks.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    So many corn dogs.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    I think you need to find a new Sonic.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    b t dubs: Sonic is notorious for having that type of consumer..not saying redneck wifebeater but...more like bobby jo and barbara jean.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I think you need to find a new Sonic.

    I think we need to stop letting people like these breed.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    I think you need to find a new Sonic.

    I think we need to stop letting people like these breed.
    I vote for this. Now, where do I sign???
  • She_Hulk
    She_Hulk Posts: 277
    Poor kids. :cry:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Cool story bro!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Oh, gawd! Lol, nothing but drama and all talk is what it seems like. I'm sure if it was more serious than comical the cops would've been notified. All dem corndogs! Dang!!!!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Idiocracy! It's happening people!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Idiocracy! It's happening people!
    Oh god no.. That movie XD NOOO PLEASE, NO!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
    How ugly is that families macros?
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    How ugly is that families macros?
    they havent a clue asto what macro is,to them macro is some sort macroni n cheeze bro.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    I've ordered 12 Big Macs before, but I was alone, and not abusing my wife.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    um
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    How ugly is that families macros?

    They probably don't even lift. :noway:
  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
    How ugly is that families macros?
    they havent a clue asto what macro is,to them macro is some sort macroni n cheeze bro.



    I bet they make one hell of a homemade mac and cheese!
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    Unless he's in the act of beating someone the cops won't do *kitten*.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    Unless he's in the act of beating someone the cops won't do *kitten*.

    Your sure right on that .
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    In what reality do you exist where the cops would even respond to such a call about a conversation someone overheard? It's not like he watched the man beat her and stood by doing nothing.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    In what reality do you exist where the cops would even respond to such a call about a conversation someone overheard? It's not like he watched the man beat her and stood by doing nothing.


    QFT. Stupid people are stupid.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    In what reality do you exist where the cops would even respond to such a call about a conversation someone overheard? It's not like he watched the man beat her and stood by doing nothing.

    Yep. Hand was on the door and ready to rock, but no such luck. Mostly it sounds like a really unhealthy dynamic. No hitting went on while they were there, and I was about five feet from their open window...even a hint the kid was being hurt and I would have moved. The adults deserved each other.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    In what reality do you exist where the cops would even respond to such a call about a conversation someone overheard? It's not like he watched the man beat her and stood by doing nothing.

    Yep. Hand was on the door and ready to rock, but no such luck. Mostly it sounds like a really unhealthy dynamic. No hitting went on while they were there, and I was about five feet from their open window...even a hint the kid was being hurt and I would have moved. The adults deserved each other.

    Unfortunately, I have witnessed quite a bit of this growing up in Georgia, although I was blessed with extremely loving parents. I can only imagine what that douche did once they were out of sight and earshot.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    So you hear this guy basically admit to being a child abuser and wife beater and instead of calling the cops you jump on a public forum to call them out on how trashy they are? I'd say you're a few steps lower than them on the trash scale.

    In what reality do you exist where the cops would even respond to such a call about a conversation someone overheard? It's not like he watched the man beat her and stood by doing nothing.

    Yep. Hand was on the door and ready to rock, but no such luck. Mostly it sounds like a really unhealthy dynamic. No hitting went on while they were there, and I was about five feet from their open window...even a hint the kid was being hurt and I would have moved. The adults deserved each other.

    Unfortunately, I have witnessed quite a bit of this growing up in Georgia, although I was blessed with extremely loving parents. I can only imagine what that douche did once they were out of sight and earshot.
    .....I hated Georgia for this very reason.
    So much hate in that state. Incredible.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Ahhh, Oklahoma! Enough said. Poor kid(s) :cry:
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    I thought there were 50 cent corndogs tonight....maybe only if in the supercool sonic text club

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