Trashy People are Trashy
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mister_universe
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I'm sitting at Sonic, parked in my car. I am blocked by the unnecessarily large menu from seeing the family in the minivan next to me.
Man: Shut up b1tch, you can get out and walk home!
Woman: I will! And don't bother coming home neither!
Kid in the back: Mom, I wanna...
Woman: Shut up and sit before he beats you again!
Kid: Momma! I wanna...
Man: You dumb c, get out.
Woman: After I get my corn dog!
Five more minutes of same, including accusations of hitting a pregnant woman, more cursing, and a mildly entertaining riff on not being trashy in public (which naturally happens with the windows wide open using outside voices).
Car hop shows up.
Car hop: 'scuse me, you ordered sixteen corn dogs?
Woman: Yeah.
Car hop: $22.09.
They pay and leave, stone silent. Like somehow their minivan rolling out has made them audible again, so they should be quiet.
I love Oklahoma. Not.
Man: Shut up b1tch, you can get out and walk home!
Woman: I will! And don't bother coming home neither!
Kid in the back: Mom, I wanna...
Woman: Shut up and sit before he beats you again!
Kid: Momma! I wanna...
Man: You dumb c, get out.
Woman: After I get my corn dog!
Five more minutes of same, including accusations of hitting a pregnant woman, more cursing, and a mildly entertaining riff on not being trashy in public (which naturally happens with the windows wide open using outside voices).
Car hop shows up.
Car hop: 'scuse me, you ordered sixteen corn dogs?
Woman: Yeah.
Car hop: $22.09.
They pay and leave, stone silent. Like somehow their minivan rolling out has made them audible again, so they should be quiet.
I love Oklahoma. Not.
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Wow... People that don't function together should not be together o.o0
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All I heard was corn dog....mmmmmmm!0
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Thats terrible.0
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I thought the sonic corn dogs were .50 cents all day today!0
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All I heard was corn dog....mmmmmmm!
16 corn dogs in a box at the grocery store would be like five bucks.0 -
So many corn dogs.0
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I think you need to find a new Sonic.0
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b t dubs: Sonic is notorious for having that type of consumer..not saying redneck wifebeater but...more like bobby jo and barbara jean.0
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I think you need to find a new Sonic.
I think we need to stop letting people like these breed.0 -
I vote for this. Now, where do I sign???I think you need to find a new Sonic.
I think we need to stop letting people like these breed.0 -
Poor kids.
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Cool story bro!0
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Oh, gawd! Lol, nothing but drama and all talk is what it seems like. I'm sure if it was more serious than comical the cops would've been notified. All dem corndogs! Dang!!!!0
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Idiocracy! It's happening people!0
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Oh god no.. That movie XD NOOO PLEASE, NO!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Idiocracy! It's happening people!0 -
How ugly is that families macros?0
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they havent a clue asto what macro is,to them macro is some sort macroni n cheeze bro.How ugly is that families macros?0 -
I've ordered 12 Big Macs before, but I was alone, and not abusing my wife.0
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um0
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How ugly is that families macros?
They probably don't even lift. :noway:0
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