Trashy People are Trashy

mister_universe · November 2013

I'm sitting at Sonic, parked in my car. I am blocked by the unnecessarily large menu from seeing the family in the minivan next to me.

Man: Shut up b1tch, you can get out and walk home!
Woman: I will! And don't bother coming home neither!
Kid in the back: Mom, I wanna...
Woman: Shut up and sit before he beats you again!
Kid: Momma! I wanna...
Man: You dumb c, get out.
Woman: After I get my corn dog!

Five more minutes of same, including accusations of hitting a pregnant woman, more cursing, and a mildly entertaining riff on not being trashy in public (which naturally happens with the windows wide open using outside voices).

Car hop shows up.

Car hop: 'scuse me, you ordered sixteen corn dogs?
Woman: Yeah.
Car hop: $22.09.

They pay and leave, stone silent. Like somehow their minivan rolling out has made them audible again, so they should be quiet.

I love Oklahoma. Not.

ThePlight · November 2013

Wow... People that don't function together should not be together o.o

DJMIKEY1 · November 2013

All I heard was corn dog....mmmmmmm!

SmileCozYouCan · November 2013

Thats terrible.

ashleyinthecold · November 2013

I thought the sonic corn dogs were .50 cents all day today!

mister_universe · November 2013

All I heard was corn dog....mmmmmmm!

16 corn dogs in a box at the grocery store would be like five bucks.

Contrarian · November 2013

So many corn dogs.

CompressedCarbon · November 2013

I think you need to find a new Sonic.

IwearBatmanUndies · November 2013

b t dubs: Sonic is notorious for having that type of consumer..not saying redneck wifebeater but...more like bobby jo and barbara jean.

taunto · November 2013

I think you need to find a new Sonic.

I think we need to stop letting people like these breed.

ThePlight · November 2013

I think you need to find a new Sonic.

I think we need to stop letting people like these breed.

I vote for this. Now, where do I sign???

She_Hulk · November 2013

Poor kids.

Carl01 · November 2013

Cool story bro!

MercenaryNoetic26 · November 2013

Oh, gawd! Lol, nothing but drama and all talk is what it seems like. I'm sure if it was more serious than comical the cops would've been notified. All dem corndogs! Dang!!!!