something for the guys

Is it wrong that I'm giggling so horribly bad reading this thread? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh man. Never had my exes or my fiance with this problem, so can't add any insight lol.

Yes, you should be cringing.

When I de-railed this thread, it was for the greater good of MFP.
To provide entertainment to the community, from an otherwise ridiculous thread (much like the rate me threads)

My intentions weren't for the thread to become over populated with socially awkward, mouth breathing, betas and
e-stating 3/10's bragging about their un-aesthetic ant eaters

and "thirsy" nutritionally delayed individuals trolling for cunnilingus, from the aforementioned individuals.

you said the average size is 3 inches erect right????????

Is it wrong that I'm giggling so horribly bad reading this thread? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh man. Never had my exes or my fiance with this problem, so can't add any insight lol.

Yes, you should be cringing.

When I de-railed this thread, it was for the greater good of MFP.
To provide entertainment to the community, from an otherwise ridiculous thread (much like the rate me threads)

My intentions weren't for the thread to become over populated with socially awkward, mouth breathing, betas and
e-stating 3/10's bragging about their un-aesthetic ant eaters

and "thirsy" nutritionally delayed individuals trolling for cunnilingus, from the aforementioned individuals.

The next time someone sends me a text asking what I am doing, I am going to say "trolling for cunnilingus" in lieu of a more interesting response. lol, that one was gold.

I've never seen one, so I don't know.

I've seen both...on MFP...

and once it wasn't even human.

Oh I've heard of cunnilingus...I think I've got that licked

Does anyone remember the Big Johnson T-shirts? Those were cool.

Oh I've heard of cunnilingus...I think I've got that licked

Can't we all just get together...I mean along, can't we get a long.... dong? Why are we not talking about the size of a man tongue?

Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

SO NOT TRUE...Anything even remotely close to 4 inches is a problem

I still don't get all the people just blatantly calling something false without support for their conclusion.

http://www.womansday.com/health-fitness/8-things-you-didnt-know-about-your-vagina-113565

See #2.

Really? No one? No one is going to ask what he's doing reading Womans Day?...

and "thirsy" nutritionally delayed individuals trolling for cunnilingus, from the aforementioned individuals.

This world would be a better place if more men trolled for cunnilingus

That reading comprehension.