Worst kiss you ever had?

On my last day of volunteering at an assisted-care living center, a very old, senile woman (she'd called me Alfred--not my name--the entire time I worked there and always asked if I'd "bring the car 'round so that she could go meet the gentleman for dinner") was sad at the news I was departing and asked for a good bye hug and kiss. I said I'd give her a hug but that my girlfriend would be upset if she found out I was running around kissing other girls Anyway, I leaned in for a hug and she tried to give me a sneak-attack kiss. She ended up biting me on the cheek. Yes....it drew blood.

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I was 17.

I was on a date with this tall blonde football player with the shoulders of a god.

He was witty, kinda dumb, drove a fast car and had a truck at the farm. (farmers son, so he had two vehicles)

We went to the movies and had a fantastic time.

then he kissed me.

it was like my mouth had been attached to a Hoover accessory. You know the one, the long tubed one with the extra suckage that had the bristles on the end.

I felt like he was going to suck out my soul like they do in Sleepwalkers (that horrible 1992 movie based on a Stephen King story)

it was horrible.

I want to be leaf.

How awkward!

A guy burped in my mouth once during a kiss. I mean, I'm a nurse...I don't get grossed out easily, but that was pretty disgusting because we had just eaten dinner.

Yeah, that burp erased all gender considerations. I think I just puked in the back of my mouth. Just a little bit.

I think we have a winner here! That's just disgusting!

I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!

Went in for a kiss and I am pretty sure this girl had halitosis. I had to "just remember I have a cold".

And thanks, now the Wonder Years song is stuck in my head.

I was 17 and she wanted to make out with the "bad boy with the Mustang."

She literally gave my tongue a blow job... most awkward thing ever... then proceeded to lick my face. Terrible.

I had a roommate in college that was going to go on a blind date with a guy she met online, and his single male friend wanted to tag along, so my roommate wanted to drag me out to make it a double date. I was single, so why not, right?

We get to this bar/restaurant in the area, and meet them. She seems to hit it off with the guy, and they introduce me to the friend. He was six inches shorter than I am, and within the first ten minutes of sitting down at the table, he's talking about Jesus, and his church (I am not religious at all / agnostic). Otherwise, he seems okay, but very talkative, like this was his first date with a girl... ever. I was kind of just planning to be my roommate's wingman and was not really interested in going on a "date" with anyone.

My roommate and the guy decide that all 4 of us are going to go back to our house for some beers. We walk back around the block to our house, and my friend and the guy go to the living room downstairs, leaving me upstairs alone with chatty Cathy.

After like an hour of showing me pictures of his family, his dog, his church, his truck, his friends, on his cellphone, I had to take evasive action. I couldn't really kick him out since the other guy was still downstairs with my friend. I figured (and this was after more than a few beers) that the only way he would stop talking was if we were kissing. So I lean over and start kissing him - and I SWEAR I must have been his first kiss (that could have been the only excuse for the tongue mashing). It was like he was trying to extract my teeth with his tongue. It was horrible. I had spit all over my chin, my face, my nose (WTF?). They both left a while later, and I woke up the next day to a FB friend request from him. I added him, to be nice, and about five minutes later he requests to be listed as "in a relationship" with me on FB. I messaged him and told him sorry but I'm not interested in a relationship.

My roommate found out the next day that the guy she thought could be "the one" (she was crazy - super crazy) was engaged and had a baby on the way with his fiancee. The end!

was on a first date, went back to my place and we went out to walk my dog, he held my hand...........mistake number one. That kinda skeezed me out that he would hold my hand on a first date like we had been dating for months. Then he goes in for a kiss, totally klinks my teeth.........and keeps doing it. Not to mention he was literally trying to fit his entire tongue into my mouth. My roommate an impish frenchman was watching out the sliding glass door because when I came back in ALONE (except for my dog) he had this
sh!tty grin on his face I believe he even tsked me if memory serves. Got to witness that horrific event.

I once had a guy come at my mouth open and tongue out. Pro tip: start out with a normal kiss and if that's all good then progress to using tongue.

Also, the first time one of my exes kissed me he was a little off on his aim and got me half on the lips half on the cheek. Awkward.

Once thought I was being assaulted by an alien. I half expected a lizard to pop out of my chest the next day.

Once thought I was being assaulted by an alien. I half expected a lizard to pop out of my chest the next day.

oh honey....i just like to get deep....it's not like i'm laying eggs or anything....

just deep

OMG I think I have received my worst kiss yesterday haha, it looks like he did not know where to kiss me, I felt he wanted to eat my face, it was horrible and mushy! The worst is that it made ​​me hickeys on the neck, WTF I'm not 16 anymore, Who Did hickeys at 33 years old!

This is with my ex: One night he goes in for the kiss eyes closed and mouth opened like he was about to eat off my face. The he starts kissing me and felt like a dog slobbered all over my face. I couldnt help but wipe my face off in front of him when it was over. :sick:

when it was over. :sick:

LOL

First kiss I ever had it was so gross he tried to suck my face , slobbery ughh ..:sick: .shudders just thinking about it .

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