Worst kiss you ever had?

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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    you judged!

    I did brah. I did.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    7th grade, at the beach. Braces stuck together. Nightmare!
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    Mine was about 3 years ago. He was 30 and had picked me up so he was driving me back home for the night. It had started raining really heavily and he lost control of his car and put us into the ditch. The car came to a stop by hitting some trees on my side of the car about an inch from my head. I remember coming to and seeing a tree fall on top of the car above my head and looked to my left and seeing a broken window and felt the glass all in my hair. He called 911 to report it, got mad at me when I didn't know where we were, and proceeded to berate me while on the phone to 911. I couldn't get out of the car (or my seat for that matter) because my door was up against a tree. He decided that would be the perfect time to try to get some. Before I could react he was right there. Like the other girls have said, his tongue was EVERYWHERE! All I could do was keep shoving him off and hope the cops were coming quickly and could find us.
  • cruiseking
    cruiseking Posts: 338 Member
    The first kiss I gave my ex-wife! The best one: the last kiss I gave my ex-wife!
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    In high school, I went out with this guy to Sonic (drive-in burger place for those unfamiliar) and we got a couple of burgers. Dude didn't even finish chewing his food before trying to stick his tongue down my throat. *gag*

    Also, I've met a few guys who think it's okay to practically lick my face when trying to kiss me. I pointed this out to a guy I was seeing at the time and as a joke he went to lick my face and caught me in the eyeball. That was a bit weird...
  • mortaine
    mortaine Posts: 2 Member
    LAMPREY LARRY!!!

    Open mouth. Stick tongue out. Move tongue around in more-or-less circular motion. Press entire face-hole to my lips, as if this is somehow sexy.

    Then tells me he has special massage oils from Indonesia.

    He was ~60 and handsy. I found myself hoping to get pulled over by the cops driving to the restaurant, just so I could end the date early.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Can't recall. Loved tham all. My Aunt says I am the best kisser.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Ugh and ew, this sounds very familiar. Last guy I kissed was slobbery like a Saint Bernard. I think I even heard him slurp. He was 35, just no no no.

    Hahaha, it wasn't the same guy, was it?

    This makes me so sad for the guy I dated in high school who pulled the whole open mouth, tongue and slobber all over the place maneuver. He was so cute and sweet and I was a bit older than him so I tried to guide him gently towards a less scary technique but he didn't get it so I gave up after a while. I really really hope he learned better and isn't still doing this!
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Oh I have one for this thread! I met a guy on line, many years ago, we really hit it off, attraction, conversation, everything was fantastic! One night we decide to meet, I invite him to my place, we are chatting on y balcony and the moment hits, he leans in for a kiss! Well! All he did was leave his mouth wide open and twirl his tongue around! In my head, I'm like WTF is this nonsense! Worst. Kiss. Ever! I stopped talking to him shortly after that.

    I think I met his sister and she taught him to Kiss:tongue:
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    My first kiss was pretty bad. The guy was missing part of his two front teeth. He said it was from a fight...
    I don't know what I was thinking. :noway:
  • stillnot2late
    stillnot2late Posts: 385 Member
    My second x-husband. When we started dating, my first kiss was like he didn't know what to do. Literally. He had two children from his x-wife so I know he knew what was up, but throughout marriage I would not let him kiss me except for loving pecks.
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    Guy I had a massive crush on in high school forever finally kissed me one night and it was like a rapid fire snake in and out of my mouth. It was psychotic. I got over that crush right then and he couldn't figure out how I was no longer interested after pursuing him forever.

    The first time I ever made out with my ex he started doing the same thing, but I was older and sort of forced him into normalcy with my own mouth right then and there and we never had problems again. It was like he was a normal kisser but had some idea in his head of what he was supposed to do.

    Dude I never had any interest in nor showed any interest in at a party out of nowhere tried to grab my face and kiss me and ended up headbutting me in the mouth and busting my lip wide open.
  • LFDBabs
    LFDBabs Posts: 297 Member
    I remember the worst kiss.....like he was a freakin' lizard with the tongue whipping around at the speed of sound!! FAIL!! No further dates with Lizard Man

    The best kiss.....amazing. Slow, sensual, little bits of tongue here and there.....yep....HE was the best kiss ever! He later broke my heart. Figures.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Tongue suckers...I hate that crap, what is the point of it, it doesn't feel nice, I don't get it.

    Only had a few thank God, could never have a long term thing with a tongue sucker.
  • lupo316
    lupo316 Posts: 26
    This is my favorite question.

    The cliffs notes version: I went out on a date, we went to a movie. A kid behind us accidentally kicked her chair ONCE. She turns around, says "HEY!" and points at him aggressively. His entire family is now staring at us (specifically, at the back of my head, because I was too mortified to turn around and acknowledge that I'm with this woman.) It was the longest 2 hours of my life knowing they are sitting behind us, thinking about what terrible people WE are.

    We live in the same apartment complex at the time so she followed me up to mine. We're in the kitchen, I'm grabbing some water. I turn around to see her right in my face, and she dives in for the kiss. One quick peck on the lips, and I inadvertently gagged. Even my body didn't want her near me. She then promptly left.
  • endoftheside
    endoftheside Posts: 568 Member
    My worst fell into the super slobbery category. I had to end things (not just for that, but it sure sped things along). He ended up marrying my freshman year roommate (years later), and I was just dying to ask her if she had fixed his kissing, or if maybe some people actually like it that way! :laugh:
  • tweety432
    tweety432 Posts: 27 Member
    My worst kiss ever goes the opposite the guy just stands there opens mouth sticks out his tough just a little and just stands there lip to lip its like kissing the back of your hand I wish he kissed better but he's so hypersensitive I can t bring myself to say anything lol and it lasts 5 min so sad
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    When I peeled the duct tape back, she tried to bite my lower lip.
  • cruiseking
    cruiseking Posts: 338 Member
    When I peeled the duct tape back, she tried to bite my lower lip.
    Who? Your Aunt?
  • drapisking
    drapisking Posts: 73 Member
    Clearly I must be the problem, because in my mind they were all great
  • Derf_Smeggle
    Derf_Smeggle Posts: 610 Member
    Had a "tongue sucker" once. Started making out with this girl the summer I graduated from high school. It was nice in the beginning. The next thing I know, she is sucking my tongue into her mouth. I'm thinking, "Okay, this is different, and...suggestive.. Wait. Ow. Okay! OWWW!"

    She actual tore the frenum of my tongue. To the point it was bleeding. Profusely.

    That was the worst kiss ever.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    this guy I went out with in high school kissed really badly, was like kissing a vacuum cleaner only with a tongue shoved down your throat at the same time. That relationship didn't last. Although as we were about 14 it probably wasn't destined to.... :laugh: and I'm sure he's refined his kissing technique by now.


    That's really kinda funny. I'd describe my ex-girlfriend from HS - who happened to be 14, while I was 15 - this way. And yes, I'm sure she actually has a clue now.
  • shining_light
    shining_light Posts: 384 Member
    Would have been with my first boyfriend when I was 15. Nothing against the guy; I was his second serious fling and he was my first.

    Anyway, first kiss. We were on a trip to Canmore for a band festival(go figure, huh?). I had been crushing on him basically since we first met and my best friend' mission that weekend was to get us together. Anyway, we were on our way back to our hotel on a bus from a jazz performance that evening(not ours; we were watching one) on the bus. Anyway, I went in and kissed him on the cheek just to see what would happen. He turns and starts making out with me, with the tongue. In retrospect, it could have been much worse and someone taught him pretty well for a 16-year-old boy. It was just entirely unexpected by me and my lips were really chapped(winter in the Rockies. That's kind of how it goes) so it wasn't all that great. We had some good times after that, though; and we finally parted ways when I was in college.

    My fiance was a bit of a slobbery kisser when we first met, but he got the message when I started making fun of him for it/wiping slobber off my face after we kissed. 'Tis all good now. Don't think I've had any that were really terrible.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    ^
    This one time, at band camp...
  • myurav
    myurav Posts: 165 Member

    I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!

    Omg, those are no fun either! The only time for pecks is if you're running out of the house or if you're a hen.

    Also, all of these posts have made my night - currently laughing my *kitten* off at the ridiculousness of these stories.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    I've never had a kiss that I really enjoyed. Now I stick with the grandma kisses because they're not great, but you can't really mess it up either. Unless you smell like cigarettes. Then you can. :sick:
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member

    I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!

    Omg, those are no fun either! The only time for pecks is if you're running out of the house or if you're a hen.

    Also, all of these posts have made my night - currently laughing my *kitten* off at the ridiculousness of these stories.

    LOL, this is exactly what I was talking about in my last post. French kisses have just been too disappointing to me, so I do pecks only.
  • myurav
    myurav Posts: 165 Member

    I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!

    Omg, those are no fun either! The only time for pecks is if you're running out of the house or if you're a hen.

    Also, all of these posts have made my night - currently laughing my *kitten* off at the ridiculousness of these stories.

    LOL, this is exactly what I was talking about in my last post. French kisses have just been too disappointing to me, so I do pecks only.

    NOOO, this makes me sad. I feel, at some level, that women are responsible for telling the guys when they're a bit off, but at a certain point, it's just responsibility that no one really wants.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member

    I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!

    Omg, those are no fun either! The only time for pecks is if you're running out of the house or if you're a hen.

    Also, all of these posts have made my night - currently laughing my *kitten* off at the ridiculousness of these stories.

    LOL, this is exactly what I was talking about in my last post. French kisses have just been too disappointing to me, so I do pecks only.

    NOOO, this makes me sad. I feel, at some level, that women are responsible for telling the guys when they're a bit off, but at a certain point, it's just responsibility that no one really wants.

    I told one of them several times and yet he still thought this was sexy

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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    I think I was like 19 at the time. Absolutely Gorgeous girl I took out....I even thought she was out of my league at the time. Date went awesome. Great conversation and I thought "damn, we are really clicking" End of night comes, I go in for the kiss and I swear it was like kissing a fish. Even had a funny taste and we didn't eat anything that would cause that odor. I shrugged it off thinking it was just a fluke. 2nd date and end of the night she actually invited me up to her apartment. I did the little internal "YESS!!!" and went on up. We start making out on the sofa....FISH MOUTH RETURNS! I couldn't take it even as much as I wanted to do the deed. I suddenly came down with a stomach ache....left. Never called her again. I know rude but oh well. Maybe she met a fish mouth guy and they live happily ever after with their fish mouth kids now.

    I'm 44 now and that is still burned into my memory!

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