If you don't have a beard, stay out...

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  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    I comb mine all the time. It is getting longer and looks a little ratty. WIll try conditioner and let you know. It's longer now than in my pic.
    Tried conditioner in my beard today and made it soft, but I still have to comb it. lol
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    I think i look horrible with a long beard. But always have one, keep it trimmed and cleaned up.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I comb mine all the time. It is getting longer and looks a little ratty. WIll try conditioner and let you know. It's longer now than in my pic.
    Tried conditioner in my beard today and made it soft, but I still have to comb it. lol

    I tried some conditioner this morning and brushed it as normal. I think I'm going to look for some type of oil that is good for it. I don't really care to put olive oil on it as it would likely make me hungry from smelling that scent. So need something that has no scent or something that smells clean.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member

    Honest Amish...I wonder if that Amish guy has a big butt.
  • tomspearsix
    tomspearsix Posts: 31 Member
    I just use shampoo but in for ideas to get it softer.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I use Moroccan Argan Oil on my head. And I have super soft hair. And it smells awesome. But I prefer clean cut. My sensitive skin chafes :(
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    I moustache you a question...my beard is getting to be about two-three inches long. Do any of you use conditioner? I see that it's getting a little dry. I do have to brush my beard every morning which by the way brings me great pleasure.

    I may or may not have called myself a handsome beast this morning, but that's beside the point. Please, share your caveman secrets.

    If you have a beard *nods head* in approval.

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    That is damn sexy.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    So size does matter?
  • KyleB65
    KyleB65 Posts: 1,196 Member
    I use shampoo only on mine. Only real use I have for shampoo as I am pretty much bald!
  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChinArmor

    Great stuff

    I started growing my first beard at the beginning of November. One of my best purchases was the beard oil.
  • Are whiskers a valid substitution?
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    How are we taking what was once an ultimate symbol of manliness and ruggedness, and turning it into an excuse to preen and buy personal-care products?
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    How are we taking what was once an ultimate symbol of manliness and ruggedness, and turning it into an excuse to preen and buy personal-care products?

    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    I'm fine with it bro. I wouldn't consider myself a metro sexual. I wear boots, I wear lumberjack clothes. I have calluses from hard work. I have ZERO problems using a "feminine" product to keep my facial hair looking soft and healthy. ZERO.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    "Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....."
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    Gato mah Vato...you made me lol!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    Gato mah Vato...you made me lol!

    Sometimes you just have to...

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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    How are we taking what was once an ultimate symbol of manliness and ruggedness, and turning it into an excuse to preen and buy personal-care products?

    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    I'm fine with it bro. I wouldn't consider myself a metro sexual. I wear boots, I wear lumberjack clothes. I have calluses from hard work. I have ZERO problems using a "feminine" product to keep my facial hair looking soft and healthy. ZERO.

    Fair point, well made. :laugh:
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    How are we taking what was once an ultimate symbol of manliness and ruggedness, and turning it into an excuse to preen and buy personal-care products?

    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    I'm fine with it bro. I wouldn't consider myself a metro sexual. I wear boots, I wear lumberjack clothes. I have calluses from hard work. I have ZERO problems using a "feminine" product to keep my facial hair looking soft and healthy. ZERO.

    Not sure how Tampax is going to help keep your facial hair looking soft and healthy.

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    Besides, I don't know if "beard oil" is being used by a lot of feminines.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    How are we taking what was once an ultimate symbol of manliness and ruggedness, and turning it into an excuse to preen and buy personal-care products?

    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    I'm fine with it bro. I wouldn't consider myself a metro sexual. I wear boots, I wear lumberjack clothes. I have calluses from hard work. I have ZERO problems using a "feminine" product to keep my facial hair looking soft and healthy. ZERO.

    Not sure how Tampax is going to help keep your facial hair looking soft and healthy.

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    Besides, I don't know if "beard oil" is being used by a lot of feminines.

    Hey if a Tampax is good enough to be placed on my fur burger, then it's good enough for my face. Stop the hate, let the beards unite us brothers.
  • I use Blue Beards beard conditioner .. you can get it on amazon .. smells good and keeps the goatee and 'stache soft.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    How are we taking what was once an ultimate symbol of manliness and ruggedness, and turning it into an excuse to preen and buy personal-care products?

    Says Mr. Polo taking a selfie.

    I'm fine with it bro. I wouldn't consider myself a metro sexual. I wear boots, I wear lumberjack clothes. I have calluses from hard work. I have ZERO problems using a "feminine" product to keep my facial hair looking soft and healthy. ZERO.

    Not sure how Tampax is going to help keep your facial hair looking soft and healthy.

    bruce-willis-confused-615.jpg

    Besides, I don't know if "beard oil" is being used by a lot of feminines.

    Hey if a Tampax is good enough to be placed on my fur burger, then it's good enough for my face. Stop the hate, let the beards unite us brothers.

    No hate intended...just wanted to know what to say to the wife if I'm caught. I was hoping you could give an explanation so I could confuse her with science.

    ETA: I can't exactly say I cut myself shaving, now can I?
  • SlinginSticks
    SlinginSticks Posts: 5 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    Nuf said!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    Nuf said!

    I can't pull off the Locs and a beanie look around here. Not conducive to my health. Contrary to popular opinion, beards can't stop bullets.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    Nuf said!

    I can't pull off the Locs and a beanie look around here. Not conducive to my health. Contrary to popular opinion, beards can't stop bullets.

    Wait until yours gets bigger, you'll be amazed at the magic the beard brings.
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    Looks like an Alaskan beard, keep it going.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Shampoo, conditioner, coconut oil, comb/brush
  • Salty_Sauce
    Salty_Sauce Posts: 1,329 Member
    I just prefer to keep it trim