Adopt-A-Noob Program: Reality_Is_Harsh
Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
The positives I bring:
1. Better than mister_universe.
2. A lot better.
3. I have a strong grasp of nutrition and certain aspects of fitness.
4. While I am blunt and won't tolerate whiners, I do actually care if you succeed.
5. Willing to walk you through the science of why certain things work and others don't.
***Please send me a message before FR'ing me***
To those who are interested: I am not looking for someone who simply wants to be told what to do. I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. I am also looking for those with a great sense of humor as I can be crude, perverted, and love shenanigans. So if you're a prude, don't appreciate crass humor, or completely unmotivated, let's just accept that we won't work out.
Thanks to Mr. Universe for the idea.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
The positives I bring:
1. Better than mister_universe.
2. A lot better.
3. I have a strong grasp of nutrition and certain aspects of fitness.
4. While I am blunt and won't tolerate whiners, I do actually care if you succeed.
5. Willing to walk you through the science of why certain things work and others don't.
***Please send me a message before FR'ing me***
To those who are interested: I am not looking for someone who simply wants to be told what to do. I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. I am also looking for those with a great sense of humor as I can be crude, perverted, and love shenanigans. So if you're a prude, don't appreciate crass humor, or completely unmotivated, let's just accept that we won't work out.
Thanks to Mr. Universe for the idea.
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Oh, sorry, misread title...0
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Oh, sorry, misread title...
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Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
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***Please send me a message with nude before FR'ing me***
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Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
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***Please send me a message with nude before FR'ing me***
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If you send a nude, you will be immediately disqualified. :laugh:0 -
You're already on my FL!
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And you wonder.
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P.S. No crazy ones0
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You're already on my FL!
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You're already on my FL!
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:laugh:
Cheers to you for your public service :drinker:0 -
:laugh:
Cheers to you for your public service :drinker:
I spend hours helping people on the forums anyway, might as well bring a personal aspect to it. Plus, one of my best friends on here was the product of the Adopt-a-Noob program last year and she turned out terrific!0 -
You're already on my FL!
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P.S. No crazy ones
*sitspatientlyquietlywaitingtogetpickedtryinghardtoshownosignsofcrazy*0 -
Oh, sorry, misread title...
As did I :flowerforyou:
disappointed now
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I disagree with points one and two.
:bigsmile:
Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.0 -
I disagree with points one and two.
:bigsmile:
Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
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I disagree with points one and two.
:bigsmile:
Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
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I disagree with points one and two.
:bigsmile:
Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
*Works more on his Pilates*0 -
I disagree with points one and two.
:bigsmile:
Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
*Works more on his Pilates*
dang pilates works on that too? pilates really is the magic stuff.0 -
I disagree with points one and two.
:bigsmile:
Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
*Works more on his Pilates*
dang pilates works on that too? pilates really is the magic stuff.
Lengthens muscles I hear.0 -
Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!0 -
But why?
Is this part of some community service you must do to keep you from going to jail? Because if the alternative isn't going to jail..well..0 -
Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!
1. Mean
2. Yes and yes. It is at first.
3. He is!0 -
But why?
Is this part of some community service you must do to keep you from going to jail? Because if the alternative isn't going to jail..well..
I like helping people and I'm trying to take a narrower approach this year rather than the broad approach of helping people in forum threads.0 -
P.S. No crazy ones
Welp, I'm out. *leaves thread*0 -
Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!
STFU and get on board with the Pilates. Someone told me you need it. Oh yeah, it was you.0 -
But why?
Is this part of some community service you must do to keep you from going to jail? Because if the alternative isn't going to jail..well..
I like helping people and I'm trying to take a EASIER approach this year rather than the UNGRATEFUL NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK approach of helping people in forum threads.
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Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!
STFU and get on board with the Pilates. Someone told me you need it. Oh yeah, it was you.
No, I said I needed my bones lengthened, not my muscles. And I asked you to do it for me.0 -
Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....0
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