Queefs during exercise

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  • Windzer
    Windzer Posts: 104
    in
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    i once heard a thing like snitch get stichs end up in ditchs bloody internet for wimps to hide behind
  • tinapeapod
    tinapeapod Posts: 1 Member
    Here's the solution. Try sucking in and pushing out air a bunch (either on your back or face down with your butt in the air, until you can queef on command. Then you know what muscles and positions work best. Then don't do those positions or use those muscles when you are working out around other people because they will probably think you are farting out your *kitten*, which implies even less self control. Honestly, the muscles should tighten up and you should have a little more control with practice and kegels. Good luck!
  • SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish
    SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Posts: 831 Member
    Is this title supposed to be your Indian name?
  • Briargrey
    Briargrey Posts: 498 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    Wonder if breastbiscuits would have been okay -- it's a gender neutral anatomy starting word!
  • bebreli
    bebreli Posts: 227 Member
    Maybe it's like Tupperware.. and it's burping to keep it fresh :drinker:
    Glass half full :)
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Mine smell like nacho cheese and buffalo wings.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    2edgy4me
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    i once heard a thing like snitch get stichs end up in ditchs bloody internet for wimps to hide behind

    I wonder if someday whoever reported me will speak up and message me :) I wouldn't be mad, of course. I'm having fun with the new username as well.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Is this title supposed to be your Indian name?


    hahahahaha! this NEEDS a meme.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

    enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

    enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

    The rules are there for a reason :angry:
    In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.
  • CockBiscuits
    CockBiscuits Posts: 1
    MUAHAHAHAHA!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

    enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

    The rules are there for a reason :angry:
    In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

    Really? I didn't know there was a rule for not using my native language?

    I apologize MODS, I shall not do that again.

    I apologize Chocolate....all I asked was, "Is there anything else I can do to help you?"
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Eat-Pray-Queef_610.jpg
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    MUAHAHAHAHA!


    GIVE IT BACK TO ME
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    MUAHAHAHAHA!


    GIVE IT BACK TO ME

    A multiple personality disorder manifesting itself online. Holy freaking cow!
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

    enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

    The rules are there for a reason :angry:
    In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

    Really? I didn't know there was a rule for not using my native language?

    I apologize MODS, I shall not do that again.

    I apologize Chocolate....all I asked was, "Is there anything else I can do to help you?"

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

    enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

    The rules are there for a reason :angry:
    In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

    Really? I didn't know there was a rule for not using my native language?

    I apologize MODS, I shall not do that again.

    I apologize Chocolate....all I asked was, "Is there anything else I can do to help you?"
    Thank you for translating that for the vivacious, lovely, and exceptionally brilliant MCD. :laugh: (And technically, yes, we are supposed to говорить только по-английски здесь!)
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    I wish we had the word "queef" in portuguese :cry:
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    you get the "best thread of the day" award CB!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I wish we had the word "queef" in portuguese :cry:

    queefo

    ending words with o qualifies as spanish, italian, and now portuguese...heretoforth.
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
    thats awesome. just sayin.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    you get the "best thread of the day" award CB!
    +1 was actually gonna put this comment in my feed...
  • 199WillDo
    199WillDo Posts: 87 Member
    I for one have never had this happen to me.

    And if you do there is a real problem...LOLOL
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    Well ... I obviously haven't ever queefed, but I HATE when I fart during Judo!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Well ... I obviously haven't ever queefed, but I HATE when I fart during Judo!

    I was afraid I'd do one or the other during kickboxing class. Maybe my body just knows when I'm home, and it's ok to cut loose.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    Probably stop using dongs as thick as a fist.
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Probably stop using dongs as thick as a fist.

    You have found the source of queefing! Thank you very much for such a bright input! :smile:
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