Why did you dump the person above you?

she was always punking me

Brawny had an affair with Mr. Clean :explode:

she kept hiding my ice-cream :frown:

I just fell out of love with her... *shrug*

Well, Gen and I have been dating for years, in complete secret. No one knew just how much we cared about each other. I would start a sentence and she would end it, we both loved the same things, enjoyed the same music, everything was going really well, then she found out that I was completely a figment of her imagination and I just could not handle it so I had to dump her. I am now dating this new girl, but shhhhhh, don't tell her, she's really Groovy. Hey Groovy, I did not see you there

Damn, these threads update quickly.

incompatible t.v. viewing habits

@Walley, b/c I was her 21st friend and she only keeps 20, damn, she lied, she's got 29 friends, I guess I did not have to dump you after all, wanna give it another go...

she would watch Prison Break over my shoulder while doing it

Too much teeth.

He's a better creeper than me

She's a better creeper than me!

He kept lettin' all the ladies touch his muscles :mad:

She wore me out

Her hair is better than mine.

She refused to let me do my own laundry.

I thought he was a she!

B/c he makes knee high socks look better than I do!