Why did you dump the person above you?

DreamOfSunshine · January 2014

kept repeating the safe word

MileHighFitness · January 2014

Too hot! Kept burning my hands

kimosabe1 · January 2014

premature ejaculation-

xombiebite · January 2014

she ate my dog.

Dubble_A · January 2014

Unbearable protein farts

xombiebite · January 2014

constantly stretches out my 8" heels while wearing them when I'm not home

Dubble_A · January 2014

Sneezes mid-orgasm

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

I once seen his socks walk off on their own...Eeeww!

funforsports · January 2014

Always kicked me during her groovy dreams.

djxil · January 2014

@Groovy Ahhh, Groovy, Groovy, Groovy, what can I say about Groovy, well, she's gorgeous as you can tell, we even have mutual friends but, well, to be honest, she was just too pretty for a guy like me, all these guys would flock to her to the point that I couldn't even find her in the clubs. Now, put us on a deserted island, forgeddaboutit.

@Funforsports, well, nice body but damn if he did not have a you-know-what, I am just not that into those, sorry Funfor but I was just never really into you, now Groovy, on the other hand...

RusticDreams · January 2014

Because he is in denial of his sexuality

dougt333 · January 2014

bites way too hard, and has this thing about toes.

Will_Thrust_For_Candy · January 2014

I just don't like stripes

Sarahs2576 · January 2014

Returned my "borrowed" lipstick with teeth marks in it.

funforsports · January 2014

So I could ask her out again.

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

He kept calling me "Helen"...that's his mothers name...WTH!...

dougt333 · January 2014

Her POG collection was bigger than mine.

AshleyM71 · January 2014

It wasn't coffee in that mug

V0lver · January 2014

was planning to get a breast reduction surgery

FitnFeistyLyness · January 2014

he thought he was a knight

aafoo · January 2014

She fell in love with her phone!

dougt333 · January 2014

Told me he was a dude.

jdad1 · January 2014

was not using the cup i gave for a present.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Covered me in sticky notes because I kicked in my sleep.

dougt333 · January 2014

scratched way too hard

CourtDines1 · January 2014

he was tired all the time

tomoswilding · January 2014

She won Miss World and started dating an actor.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Dressed me up in green. Such an uncreative color.

CourtDines1 · January 2014

got me into too much trouble!

Sinisterly · January 2014

She blamed the trouble on me! :sad: :sad: :sad:

Why did you dump the person above you?

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