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Why did you dump the person above you?
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kept repeating the safe word
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Too hot! Kept burning my hands0
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premature ejaculation-0
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she ate my dog.0
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Unbearable protein farts0
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constantly stretches out my 8" heels while wearing them when I'm not home0
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Sneezes mid-orgasm0
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I once seen his socks walk off on their own...Eeeww!0
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Always kicked me during her groovy dreams.0
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@Groovy Ahhh, Groovy, Groovy, Groovy, what can I say about Groovy, well, she's gorgeous as you can tell, we even have mutual friends but, well, to be honest, she was just too pretty for a guy like me, all these guys would flock to her to the point that I couldn't even find her in the clubs. Now, put us on a deserted island, forgeddaboutit.
@Funforsports, well, nice body but damn if he did not have a you-know-what, I am just not that into those, sorry Funfor but I was just never really into you, now Groovy, on the other hand...0 -
Because he is in denial of his sexuality0
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bites way too hard, and has this thing about toes.0
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I just don't like stripes
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Returned my "borrowed" lipstick with teeth marks in it.0
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So I could ask her out again.0
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He kept calling me "Helen"...that's his mothers name...WTH!...0
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Her POG collection was bigger than mine.0
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It wasn't coffee in that mug0
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was planning to get a breast reduction surgery 0
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he thought he was a knight0
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She fell in love with her phone!0
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Told me he was a dude.0
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was not using the cup i gave for a present.0
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Covered me in sticky notes because I kicked in my sleep.0
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scratched way too hard0
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he was tired all the time0
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She won Miss World and started dating an actor.0
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Dressed me up in green. Such an uncreative color.0
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got me into too much trouble!0
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She blamed the trouble on me! :sad: :sad: :sad:0
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