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  • Posts: 243 Member
    When you do find her, gravity will shift and you'll have no idea how to aske her out.

    great minds...
  • Posts: 911 Member
    Maybe just get a house keeper that cooks?
    Yeah but what if she doesn't put out....da hell does he do about Valentines day?????
  • Posts: 5,585 Member
    what a nerd
  • Posts: 47 Member
    I do my husband's laundry and cook for him, but he does the same for me. Be prepared to do 50% of the work or more on some days :)
  • Posts: 2,276 Member
    if you're expecting laundry...

    ....forever alone.

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  • Posts: 1,654 Member
    Wait! Maybe we can hook this dude up with the Twilight Stalker dude!
    GENIUS!!!!
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  • Posts: 6,664 Member
    if you answered seriously in this thread, please delete yourself

    Crap. I think my meter is off today or something. *quits*
  • Posts: 141 Member
    At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    No one's interested, because of that ^
  • Posts: 511 Member
    When you do find her, gravity will shift...

    Oh, hey. That'll change your weight, too. And your workouts will need to be modified...see, it's good you haven't found her.
  • Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • Posts: 9,097 Member
    It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    Ask your mom/dad if you can move into the basement...problem solved. [/endthread]
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    Yeah but what if she doesn't put out....da hell does he do about Valentines day?????

    Hmmm. That's also an escort? Try Craig's list
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Strong fishing post...

    ...and I am willing to bet more than one slore fell for it and messaged him. :laugh:
  • Posts: 357 Member
    55. That's the age of settling.
  • Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'll date you. I've been looking for someone who will tolerate me so I can cook for them and do their laundry. Sounds ideal on my end.
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  • Posts: 890 Member
    It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself

    :huh: That's why you want to be in a relationship? :noway:
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    At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    maybe you should get a maid.
  • Posts: 1,333 Member
    I know what you mean! I'm so tired of having to pay my own bills. And the lawn doesn't mow itself, you know.
  • Posts: 742 Member
    I have said the same thing myself...I'm still wondering...
  • Posts: 3,303 Member
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    WTF THAT GRAPH HAS NO Y VALUE

    it has several Y values, it doesnt have a Y scale. your welcome!
  • Posts: 481 Member
    Quote twilight to girls..seems to work for the other guy...:tongue:

    But in all seriousness, why would you be with someone you don't truly love and care about? Isn't that worse then being alone? To "settle" for a woman wouldn't be fair to you or to her, cause she should be with someone who loves her unconditionally not someone who's just settling for her. And it's not as if you're in your 50's, you have plenty of time to find someone you actually love. Being lonely on valentines day isn't a good reason to be in a relationship.
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    :huh: That's why you want to be in a relationship? :noway:

    There is also sex.
  • Posts: 2,467 Member
    :cry:


    j/k....:drinker:
  • Posts: 39,744 Member
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    WTF THAT GRAPH HAS NO Y VALUE
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  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    I just need a girl who can load/unload plates and is a competent spotter.
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    This one might be my favorite.
  • Posts: 459 Member
    It's not about settling for less, it's about looking for different things. People create an image in their mind of what they want their relationship or significant other to be like, and it's usually never how it ends up happening. I'd suggest being more openminded about the kind of girl u expect yourself to end up with.
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  • Posts: 3,303 Member
    It's not about settling for less, it's about looking for different things. People create an image in their mind of what they want their relationship or significant other to be like, and it's usually never how it ends up happening. I'd suggest being more openminded about the kind of girl u expect yourself to end up with.

    so much wiseness in one grl!!
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