4 Years of being single

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  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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    Looks like it's ramen and febreeze for you, sir.

    :laugh:
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,295 Member
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    Looks like it's ramen and febreeze for you, sir.

    and best friends with Mr Right!

    He can also sit on his left until it falls asleep and then use that for a totally alien expeirnece
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Lol i honestly think this is just a joke.

    so im just gonna l-o-l here.



    LOL
    THAT and fishing for compliments on how he "looks"...
    -rolls eyes-
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,295 Member
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    I've been single for over 4 years. I consider myself successful, in shape, attractive, etc.

    "I just haven't found the right one."

    At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    So you want to date me so I can do your laundry and cook for you? Um, no.

    ^^^ this! :noway:

    your reply indicates very low understanding of forums
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    #JSF.... err...


    #JKY
  • detectiveme
    detectiveme Posts: 56
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    U have the rest of ur life to be with someone. Enjoy being selfish alil
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,295 Member
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    if you answered seriously in this thread, please delete yourself
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    When you do find her, gravity will shift and you'll have no idea how to ask her out.

    Also, :yawn:
  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
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    Wait! Maybe we can hook this dude up with the Twilight Stalker dude!
  • SmileCozYouCan
    SmileCozYouCan Posts: 315 Member
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    I've been single for 5 years and I consider myself the same. I guess its just not the right time?
  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
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    When you do find her, gravity will shift and you'll have no idea how to aske her out.

    great minds...
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Maybe just get a house keeper that cooks?
    Yeah but what if she doesn't put out....da hell does he do about Valentines day?????
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,588 Member
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    what a nerd
  • JamieBeth19
    JamieBeth19 Posts: 47 Member
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    I do my husband's laundry and cook for him, but he does the same for me. Be prepared to do 50% of the work or more on some days :)
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    if you're expecting laundry...

    ....forever alone.

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  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
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    Wait! Maybe we can hook this dude up with the Twilight Stalker dude!
    GENIUS!!!!
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    if you answered seriously in this thread, please delete yourself

    Crap. I think my meter is off today or something. *quits*
  • erulasse
    erulasse Posts: 141 Member
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    At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    No one's interested, because of that ^
  • Stripeness
    Stripeness Posts: 511 Member
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    When you do find her, gravity will shift...

    Oh, hey. That'll change your weight, too. And your workouts will need to be modified...see, it's good you haven't found her.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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