4 Years of being single

Well around here things are a little different. I do the cooking and my wife does the laundry.



Any interest in a threesome?

I'm in! I gots 'sperience and errything!

So.... whatcha bringing to the party then?

I'm bringing the favors.

Cake and ice cream then?

And we're in Canada here, so it's all about u. As in favours

I think I might have the answer. The best time to lower your standards is at "Last Call".

I didn't really report him. Sometimes its just fun to troll the trolls. Also, I hardly consider it "stalking" seeing as he put his twitter on his profile photo which i presume he wants people to see? I admit I do need a hobby, but it certainly wouldn't be white-knighting "random" dudes on MFP ^_-

Like I said, I know this guy. You guys are kind of a critical bunch and he could use a white knight.

I know this chap and unfortunately he is not trolling. Well maybe a little about the cooking and cleaning. He is a decent guy who is serving his country and trying to navigate the world alone. He recently shaved his head. What do you ladies think about shaved heads? I think he would have been better served to just keep it short. He is 6'2" iirc 215 pounds and has abs. If you guys can toss him legit feedback I know he would appreciate it.

Okay, since you seem to want a serious answer: He didn't give enough information to hazard a reasonable guess about his involuntary singleness. What little info he provided indicates that what he most looks forward to in a relationship is having a domestic servant and that's a problem for a lot of women - not because they don't want to "take care of their man" but because it's selfish and superficial and one-sided. Add to that the whole "settling" vibe and most women are going to disappear pretty quickly when they get a whiff.

Well around here things are a little different. I do the cooking and my wife does the laundry.



Any interest in a threesome?

I'm in! I gots 'sperience and errything!

So.... whatcha bringing to the party then?

I'm bringing the favors.

Cake and ice cream then?

And we're in Canada here, so it's all about u. As in favours

Sure, cake and ice cream. That's exactly what I was thinking.

You did not provide much information about yourself other than the fact that you're successful and attractive and while that could get you somewhere with some but there's more to life than just good looks and money. One thing I would do is ditch the attitude of wanting to find a woman because you're tired of cooking for yourself and doing your own laundry. Sorry but from what you gave me, it sound like you want a maid, not a girlfriend and any woman worth her salt will not put up with the BS expectation to act like a housewife from the 50's. My ex is like that and, well, he's an ex for a reason, many reasons as a matter of fact but this is just one of them. Back when I was with him I probably put in more hours in the "office" than he did and I was still expected to cook all of the meals, do all the dishes, do all of the cleaning, do the laundry, take care of *his* cats and still be dressed "to please" most of the time; my job was waaaay more stressful both physically and mentally than his and I was on my feet for 8-16 hours while working. Even when I was sick, injured and the one time I was recovering from surgery I was still expected to do just about everything; when I was too incapacitated to cook he just ordered take out. I've lost track of how many times I've both told him that I can't do it all by myself and that he expected too much out of me. That annoyance soon turned into pure resentment and as already stated, was one of the reasons that this man is an ex. Not saying you or anybody should settle for anybody just to "be in a relationship" but I would rethink your expectations.

I've been single for over 4 years. I consider myself successful, in shape, attractive, etc.

"I just haven't found the right one."

At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

LAUNDRY!
COOKING!

love your priority list! you is fuuuunyyyy

You should never settle. Just be patient. Fours years is a long long long time but better is to come.

It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week

I hate that stage in a relationship when men stop wearing clean clothes :sick: :laugh:

It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week

I hate that stage in a relationship when men stop wearing clean clothes :sick: :laugh:

LMFAO <333