Seinfeld Quotes

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    kramer as MoviePhone - why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    You're killing independent George!!!!


    Stella!!!!!! Stella!!!!!!!!
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    George - "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"!!!!!!!

    Jerry - "I know the chunky that left these Chunkies.....NEWMAN"!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    One hot dog please. Its a perfectly sane food to eat....interesting texture!! Kramer to Lloyd Braun!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    kramer as MoviePhone - why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?


    Hewow and welcome to movie phone.
  • Aquamum9
    Aquamum9 Posts: 51
    'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'

    'The dingo ate your baby! The dingo ate your baby!

    Hahaha LOVE this show <3
  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
    From "The Voice" episode...This was one of the funniest scenes ever.


    Kramer: Dean Jones, you wanting to talk to me?

    Dean Jones: I’ve been reviewing Darren’s internship journal. Doing laundry…

    Kramer: …Yeah.

    Dean Jones: …Mending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman.

    Kramer: I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

    Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

    Kramer: And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken.

    Dean Jones: I’m sorry, but we can’t allow Darren to continue working with you.

    Kramer: Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

    Dean Jones: Your fly is open.
  • Aquamum9
    Aquamum9 Posts: 51
    And yes, Kramer as Movie Phone is fantastic! But I can't help but adore George Can't-Stand-Ya!
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
  • Whyareyoumad
    Whyareyoumad Posts: 268 Member
    Kramer, "I'm Out!"
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    ELAINE: He's not idiotic. He's the Wiz. And nobody beats him. Nobody...

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  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    And you wanna be my latex salesman....




    Any and All Seinfelders friend me!!! My fave show of all time!!
  • HaleyNorman1
    HaleyNorman1 Posts: 117
    "Quit looking at me like that Jerry, you FREAKING ME OUT!"
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    George likes his Kung Pao spicy! - George

    I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable. - George

    Women don't respect salad eaters. - Jerry
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    "It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes. Jerry
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! - Jackie Chiles
  • MoJoPain
    MoJoPain Posts: 77
    IT's a Festivus Pole....
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "Metal-i-something"
    "Cahh."
    "Huh?"
    "Cahh!"
    "Ahh!"
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    He's a male bimbo.....he's a mimbo!!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes. Jerry

    OMG I used this one on my kids several weeks ago.... lol about how many days were left before winter vacation.....
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "But he's my Mimbo"
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles

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  • ArtsyGarbage
    ArtsyGarbage Posts: 38
    "I was engaged ...yada yada yada...and now I'm not." -George. (I definitely didn't quote it 100%, but you get the gist!)
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles

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    You have experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?
    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!!!!!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    That's great! I gotta learn how to do these things... hehe...above that is.... hehe ...ooops guess I didn't quote it!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles

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    You have experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?
    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!!!!!


    "Look away! Im hideous!"
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    I need to go home and watch the DVDs now ..lol
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Give me that rye you old bag!!!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    I need to go home and watch the DVDs now ..lol


    I know right!!! I need a Seinfeld marathon in my near future!!!!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "KO-KO! KO-KO!"

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