Why did you dump the person above you?
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Because I'm dominant. :smokin:0
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stole my hair die
Kept Riding my *kitten* lol0 -
long distance relationships suck.0
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Wouldn't do "that"0
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Because, alas, he was not actually Daniel Craig. :sad:0
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She had nightmares-- dreamed that I was snoring.....0
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He beat me with his paddles0
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She was constantly making funny faces.... her face finally stuck and I couldn't handle it.0
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She said the paddling was neither hard enough nor fast enough to suit her.
What am I, a ceiling fan?????0 -
frequently smelled a little fishy0
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I think her dog is wearing a coat??0
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She didnt like dogs in coats.0
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She has cooler hair than me0
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Refused to accommodate my fascination with dimples.0
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Them paddles look........dangerous:laugh:0
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She said I looked like Puck from the Real World San Francisco.0
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I woke up in the middle of the night and she was just standing there....staring at me with that same smile!0
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because they kept sending me text messages all day saying things like...
I want to wear your privates like a meat mask
or
can I preserve your eyes in a mason jar?
the worst was when they bought me that set of henckel knives (claiming that they were new) for my birthday and when I pulled the first one out of the butchers block there was the stain of blood and a post it note taped to the blade saying "thinking of you"
do you blame me?0 -
I don't like honey.0
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She eating another gal's honey and would not share.0
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