15 things a Big Girl looks forward to....Awwww yea

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  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    I don't have time to read all responses right now but loving it so far.

    I look forward to not being hit on with the line "ohhh I like me a thick girl!"

    will add more later.
  • AmberBarrios
    AmberBarrios Posts: 394 Member
    Oh I love this post! There are so many good ones.

    I look forward to not wanting to strangle someone in my house when they take the only towel that happens to wrap all the way around me.

    I look forward to my husband being able to pick me up and not have a hernia

    I look forward to being able to go look for clothes to wear to a party without coming home with the standard black top that made me look less like a cow.

    I look forward to the booth thing too!!

    I look forward to being able to put a dress on for my husband since in 12 years he has never seen me in a dress.

    I look forward to being able to clean out my closet of all the plus size clothes

    I look forward to being able to buy a cute bra set without having to go to lane bryant

    and whoever said the thing about the ugly prints I am so with you!!! really who thought that big girls would want to draw more attention to themselves by wearing something with big orange and purple flowers and glitter and *kitten* was out of there mind!!!
  • HazelDiva1913
    HazelDiva1913 Posts: 194 Member
    LOL AT THE WORD "FATTLE" & Lol at "Oooo i like me a thick girl" Get outta here
  • Nina74
    Nina74 Posts: 470 Member
    LOL!!! LOOOOVE it!

    And I think Heavy D isn't even heavy anymore!

    Why must "plus" sized clothes look like mumus and grandma clothes?

    Love all of the above, plus shop in all the skinny stores, buy whatever I like regardless of size (not be limited) and the next time my boss is cleaning out her closet of designer clothes, she doesn't ask me just what shoe size I wear!
  • mrocka
    mrocka Posts: 55 Member
    i can relate to everything listed!!!! good luck ladies!
  • can't wait for....
    looking classy with my legs crossed at the knee (comfortably is the key word)!
    not being the sassy, funny fat friend. (i'll still be sassy and funny!)
    burning my spanx (they are the devil!!!!!!!!!!)
  • can't wait for....
    looking classy with my legs crossed at the knee (comfortably is the key word)!
    not being the sassy, funny fat friend. (i'll still be sassy and funny!)
    burning my spanx (they are the devil!!!!!!!!!!)

    wow, my punctuation was ALLLLLLL over the place in this... sorry. haha
  • Sugar_Apple
    Sugar_Apple Posts: 951 Member
    Cant stop laughing....
  • ka_42
    ka_42 Posts: 720 Member
    Great list!! Thanks for helping me to realize a lot of those things that I don't struggle with anymore. Especially #11... I forgot that my panties always did that! Not anymore!!!! :)
  • tesshaney
    tesshaney Posts: 110 Member
    Gurrrl, you outdid yourself on this one. HILARIOUS. DAMN!
    I agree with everything you said.

    - I look forward to being hit on by hotties again and not just the homeless crackheads that hangout at the train station, the gas station, and the liquer store.
    - I look forward to shoes other than flip flops/tennis shoes being comfortable and that dont make my ankles swell up like kielbasas.
    - I look forward to wearing bathing suites without shorts.
    - I look forward to not sounding like an elephant when I run on the treadmill.
    - I look forward to not obssesing about my fat roll 24-7.
    - I look forward to not being paranoid that people are grossed out that I am fat and I am eating.
  • cheering you on. i have dealt with most every one of these in the past. now 60 pound lighter, i want to encourage everyone that the hard work is worth it. it IS. print this list out. when you want to skip a workout, read it. when you want to eat that entire pizza, read the list. post it on your bathroom mirror, on the fridge....everywhere you need it.
    living a healthy lifestyle is WORTH IT!
    cheering you ALL on!
    Jane
  • tesshaney
    tesshaney Posts: 110 Member
    can't wait for....
    looking classy with my legs crossed at the knee (comfortably is the key word)!
    not being the sassy, funny fat friend. (i'll still be sassy and funny!)
    burning my spanx (they are the devil!!!!!!!!!!)


    I cant wait to cross my legs again!
  • Cher217
    Cher217 Posts: 16 Member
    OMG! This totally made my day. The people in my office probably think I am crazy I am laughing so hard. I agree with EVERYONE on EVERYTHING! I sooooo look forward to it all.
  • tristalin
    tristalin Posts: 108 Member
    I am with you on every single item on your list!!!

    I also can't wait to shop regular sizes again.

    I can't wait to get out of the Obese category for BMI

    I can't wait to LIKE exercising. (I think I am almost there!) :P

    I can't wait for my husband's eyes to bug out of his head again when he sees me.

    I can't wait to wear a thong again and not feel really weird about it!

    I can't wait to feel good about the way I look again.
  • Dencrossgirl
    Dencrossgirl Posts: 501 Member
    Lol
  • jrlenig
    jrlenig Posts: 364 Member
    One I LOOKED forward to was shopping at a store that did not have a plus section ( just got there this month).
    Buying a bra that fits at Victoria Secret, there is no secret they only go to a 36 D in the store!
  • jrlenig
    jrlenig Posts: 364 Member
    I feel you on the husband one, when I met him he was 135 and I was 145, we grew together, and when I starting "shrinking", he did too, my he doesn't work out so that has stopped, and he is now 189 and I am 154 I love it!
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Love it! Thanks for makin me smile! =D
  • ♡MyCurves
    ♡MyCurves Posts: 103 Member
    Heres the things i look forward to along my Weight Loss Journey...Please dont get all serious on me this was meant to be fun...

    1. I look forward to being able to wrap my damn bath towel around me while drying off

    2. I look forward to being able to paint my toes w out taking breaks b/c my stomach rolls too large to bend

    3. i look forward to waiving w/ out my arm fat jiggling and almost busting my eye out

    4. i look forward to my thighs not rubbing together and creating friction/FIREEEE HELLLP

    5. i look forward to walking up a few steps w out breathing hard and having to tell everyone to "give me a damn minute before u start asking questions cant u see i cant breath"

    6. i look forward to my boobs not bursting out the sides of my bras lol and and performing a TKO while working out

    7. i look forward to NOT always taking head shots b/c i think my face sometimes gives a skinny illusion lol

    8. i look forward to being able to drop it low in the club again "low low low low low low low"

    9. I look forward to not being the only sweaty person at a dance party. Give me a min dont hug me im a slippery slope right now.

    10. i look forward to not rubbing against the shower curtain in my shower lol ...

    11. i look forward to my panties not falling below my fat roll ha. workout, panties drop...sit down, panties drop...walk to fast panties drop...whats a girl gotta do to have my panties stay up.? oh yea loose the roll

    12. i look forward to being able to see my damn feet daily. shoooot i got cute toes i cant even see

    13. i look forward to not having sweat under my boobs (eww) ...i want to get romantical sometimes...i cant have sweaty boobs dude.

    14. I look forward to people not lookin at me crazy when i got in a store w out my size...im not here for clothes dammit im lookin at the jewlery lol geesh

    15. I look forward to Bob On biggest looser to STOP saying "C'mon , push it overweight lover"....what the heck is an over weight lover lol...

    These are just a few of the cute little things i look forward to....cant wait until i can shave my damn leggs w out breaking a sweat lol .

    WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU LOOK FORWARD To ???? Add to the list

    U got most of mine...but I look forward to taking a nice, RELAXING hot bath...then when letting the water out...half of it doesn't stay behind me, cuz my big *kitten* is blocking the water from draining! :'/ and I look forward to peoples faces when they see me smaller :)
  • leslielove
    leslielove Posts: 251 Member

    15. I look forward to Bob On biggest looser to STOP saying "C'mon , push it overweight lover"....what the heck is an over weight lover lol...

    Honestly, Bob can say whatever he wants to me ;)


    I own one pair of jeans in a single digit size and I look forward to the day when they're all 8's or smaller.
  • sherylhs
    sherylhs Posts: 141 Member
    ...Buying a bra that fits at Victoria Secret, there is no secret they only go to a 36 D in the store!

    Hilarious list... well done!

    Victoria was on mine too...but in my world I want to return it 'cuz it's too big! LOL

    - I'm looking forward to putting clothes on my Christmas list, instead of "Gift card from LB".
    - thigh highs ... 'nuff said
    - not having to make sure no one is looking when I pull those damn panties up again... for the 400th time!
    - pictures where I don't think I look like a hippo.
    -chasing my 4 year old son when he wants to play tag and not just weaving and jiving out of his reach. LOL
  • Vonnie2006
    Vonnie2006 Posts: 246 Member
    OMG I love your list! I look forward to those.

    I also look forward to walking down the hall with pantyhose on and not thinking someone's following me. "swish, swish stop *crickets...start swish, swish...SHOW yourself! Oh wait, that's my thighs.
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    Excellent list!
    How about:

    Going through turnstiles at the subway station or at a park straight-on instead of sideways!
  • Vonnie2006
    Vonnie2006 Posts: 246 Member
    Oh and I look forward to only having ONE rack. Right now I have two in the front and one on each side.

    I'm looking forward to purchasing bras that don't look like a mad scientist experiment.
  • Vonnie2006
    Vonnie2006 Posts: 246 Member
    I look forward to getting into that damn $90 bathing suit I bought ohhhh three years ago, that still has tags on it because IN it I look like a Mt. St. Helen's erupting.
  • knittygirl52
    knittygirl52 Posts: 432 Member
    Oh yeah! You made me realize that it has been so long since I could wrap a bath towel around myself, that it hasn't even occurred to me to check and see if I can do it now! Think I'll check it out tonight!
  • I love this! So many things make me smile in recognition :)

    - I look forward to wearing all those small clothes and shoes lurking in the depths of my closet. I don't care that they aren't stylish any more, I will wear them damnit!
    -I second wanting to wear knee high boots. I have the calves of a rugby player, no joke.
    -I want to be able to jump up and hug my boyfriend without fear that he will get hurt (and he is not a small man!)
    -I want to buy clothes that are fab and expensive, rather than cheap nasty things that "I will probably shrink out of anyway".
    -I want to not worry about people judging me as boring and stupid just because I'm fat
    -I want to be able to match up the face I see in the mirror with the one I see in my head
    -I look forward to freeing up all this brain space used for worrying and thinking about weight for something more productive.
    -I want to wear nice (like proper nice!) underwear and not hide when the bf looks
    -I want to be able to talk about my body and size without pre-emptying any comments by belittling myself - *nod* *laugh* "well -I'm not the smallest girl am I"
    -And finally of course - the panty thing!
  • OMG I love your list! I look forward to those.

    I also look forward to walking down the hall with pantyhose on and not thinking someone's following me. "swish, swish stop *crickets...start swish, swish...SHOW yourself! Oh wait, that's my thighs.

    LOL! i'm dying @ this one!
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    I'm hoping this year I can walk through the mall during December without little kids telling me they've been good and what they want for Christmas.
    :tongue: You're too cute:laugh:
  • i look forward to my the day my boyfriend stops calling me "big girl" and "squishy". he means it completely affectionately. but jesus christ. i hate it! lol
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