Neighbor issues...WTF

badgerdh
badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
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Ok so i'm having this slight issue with my neighbor. She lives right next door to me, very attractive lady. I have to admit I find myself being a little ga-ga around her. I'm pretty sure my spouse noticed and now thinks were have having sex. She has called the neighbor while drunk late at night and has told her to stop sleeping with married men and i've been getting crap about this for weeks now!!! These two are always crossing paths and i'm stuck in the middle. WTF do I do???
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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Stop sleeping with your neighbor, don't let your wife around booze, buy a ticket to Australia and learn to surf.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    This is going to get interesting.
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm so sorry to laugh at your expense, but this thread is funny.
  • LandonRand
    LandonRand Posts: 166
    Pics of neighbor please
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    show your wife a picture of yourself and ask her, "seriously... do you really think your hot neighbor would want to sleep with this guy?!"

    problem solved.
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    Pics of neighbor please

    This. To determine if you should sleep with her or not
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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    And women are also sensitive. ^
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    It's that whole shiny object thing!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    PS tell your wife to let me out of the basement! It's dark down here!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    trolling.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Ask for the threesome?
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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    And women are also sensitive. ^


    ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    No one likes it when their spouse is wrong.
    I suggest sleeping with the neighbor to confirm your wife;s suspicions, thus reinforcing her trust in her instincts.
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Just break up.

    With everyone.
  • Mr_Starr
    Mr_Starr Posts: 139 Member
    Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:

    ^ This is the most sensible advice/response on this thread.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

    FBLTGgg.gif

    And women are also sensitive. ^


    ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


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  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    since she already thinks you are sleeping with the neighbor, might as well bite the bullet and actually do it. that way at least you are in trouble for something you did, make the crime fit the punishment.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

    FBLTGgg.gif

    And women are also sensitive. ^


    ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


    F9skVr6.gif

    You hit the nail on the head with that assumption. Go you!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1150362-lock-up-yo-husbands?hl=Lock+up+yo+husbands
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:

    ^ This is the most sensible advice/response on this thread.

    Thanks. I thought so too.

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  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?

    This
  • ksuh999
    ksuh999 Posts: 543 Member
    My neighbour's wife at my previous house was astoundingly hot. She'd often sunbathe in a bikini.
  • Brown523
    Brown523 Posts: 112 Member
    Ask for the threesome?

    ^^^^THIS 100% - Then send a video of your wife's reaction to the question.
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
    And truth be told I think some responses on this thread is not only moronic but judgemental. We are human, we are going to look and we are going to have doubts and self esteem issues from time to time.

    I think your wife needs reinforcements from you that she is still the only person you want to be with. If you look at the neighbor I think that is fine as long as its not done around your wife, most attractive things are better left to the imagination the fantasy usually always beats out reality.
  • victal
    victal Posts: 1,375 Member
    Or hell this is good!!!!! Just sleep with your neighbour!!
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?

    So... once you are married, you no longer have eyes, a brain, or the ability to judge attractiveness in others, only your spouse.

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