The coolest things I've learned on MFP

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
in Chit-Chat
1. Mayo is a dairy b/c it's white.
2. The stuff that's floating in your pee is the fat coming out.
3. Beer has twice as much fat content than McDonald's French Fries.
4. Eat Protein. It creates muscles.
5. The only time that muscle weighs more than fat, is if the pounds of muscles is higher than the pounds of fat. (I've been pondering this one for over two years now).
6. Farmvile Diet: Lose 10-17 lbs. per week
7. When it asks for how many cups of water you've had today does it really mean cups or 8oz glasses?? Such a conundrum. Jury is still out here.
8. Women that wear make-up are sloots asking for trouble.


What have you learned on MFP? Share you knowledge.
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I now know what a murkin is and snail trails....
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    1.) Slores are God's gift to man kind
    2.) You can in fact *kitten* to food
    3.) Progress pictures make great spank bank material
    4.) Slores galore
    5.) 900 calories are too many.
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255
    Bacon is good. Cauliflower and Planet Fitness are bad.
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    I've learned that I'm black
  • arrseegee
    arrseegee Posts: 575 Member
    Diet pills are totally the way to go.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I've learned that I'm black


    You win.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Only slores wear makeup to the gym.
    Posing for senior pics = modeling
    Cauliflower wants to throw itself off a bridge and end it's existence because people keep making it into things it was never meant to be
    Flirting is totes srs here. .
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    I've learned that I'm black


    You win.

    What do I get?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    that everyone is all about the puppies
    selfie_zps9fe13f74.gif?t=1390573664 \m/
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I've learned that I'm black


    You win.

    What do I get?

    All the slores. All. The. Slores.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    But the coolest thing about MFP?




    KIK name exchanges. Noodz FTW!
  • refuseresist
    refuseresist Posts: 934 Member
    That I'm boring
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    That Tae Bo is the only way to be ripped

    Ahhhh good old times
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I can lose fat and gain muscle at the same time.

    I have to detox the poisons from my body.

    People are mean.

    My real life friends are *****es, mfp friends are a lot cooler.
  • PrincessCris
    PrincessCris Posts: 56
    But the coolest thing about MFP?




    KIK name exchanges. Noodz FTW!
    I agree with him. Pretty much about everything and anything he says. Especially the n00dz part.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    That Tae Bo is the only way to be ripped

    Ahhhh good old times

    I miss her sometimes...
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I've leaned that the person above me and below me won't date me! :)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    That Tae Bo is the only way to be ripped

    Ahhhh good old times

    I miss her sometimes...

    I know...right?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My real life friends are *****es, mfp friends are a lot cooler.

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    that if i was the last person on earth, the human race would be doomed. :frown:

    ETA: ...and that KIK is useful for exchanging progress pics.
  • PrincessCris
    PrincessCris Posts: 56
    I've leaned that the person above me and below me won't date me! :)
    Haha awww I'd totally date you.
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  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I now know what a murkin is and snail trails....

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I have learned that diet soda/pop is EVIL!!! Oh noooooooo! It will kill you.

    Regardless, they will have to pull the diet pop out of my cold, dead hands.

    Too bad they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.




    crystal%2Bpepsi%2Breg%2Band%2Bdiet.jpg
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Yoga pants make women fat.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I now know what a murkin is and snail trails....

    We all miss her, mate.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6vo3Xv5_fb6ZNhtUdJn5VMxLdUkGy2DF9gbYs9-nIsF-meDpK

    Never forget.
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    I've learned that I'm black


    You win.

    What do I get?

    All the slores. All. The. Slores.

    Hopefully it comes with a gift receipt
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    how to make a pine cone bird feeder...
  • Poofy_Goodness
    Poofy_Goodness Posts: 229 Member
    Butthurt is a mental disorder.
  • brayla1
    brayla1 Posts: 142 Member
    I learned there was a drink called Crystal Pepsi...RIP...

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