Why did you dump the person above you?

JefferyArnold · January 2014

Never had any bacon available to cook with breakfast.

GeekTink · January 2014

Was too good looking, I felt inferior

fitfan11 · January 2014

Way too smart!

Tryxxie2013 · January 2014

Because we were always beating each other up

TamTastic · January 2014

Cause she karate chopped me.

jjennyb4 · January 2014

Because she had a prettier smile than me

Sinisterly · January 2014

Refused to send me noodz.

_Calypso_ · January 2014

Only wanted to look at noodz of other people

victal · January 2014

Her abs are way better than mine!! :happy:

tomwatso · January 2014

She lived too far away.

_Calypso_ · January 2014

He was always dressed up. I'm a flip flop and shorts kind of gal

Twisted_Wrister · January 2014

Was always in flip flops and shorts...I look too good in my suit

JefferyArnold · January 2014

Wouldnt dress up as Batman at Halloween... In fact, never dresses up for Halloween.

Me2FitMe · January 2014

He would not let me ride with him

JefferyArnold · January 2014

She would only let me look at her lips... For the record, I totally dig taking passengers.

FoxBean · January 2014

He was on his motorcycle more than me

mostafaaaaaaa · January 2014

She didn't like football ( soccer )

Crumpet_Girl · January 2014

because he called Soccer football

RockWarrior84 · January 2014

she was crazy and i could not keep up

ratatoska · January 2014

I made him choose between the bacon and me.

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