What's the worst thing a man can say to a woman?

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  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    what was your name?
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    It's YOUR fault....ALL your fault that I cheated, with HIM!!!
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    Baby, you got NO azz!
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    "I have AIDS/STDs."


    "I like you a lot, I'm just not looking for a relationship right now."
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    YES! I said Finger Condoms! Bytch
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    If you love me, you will f**k my friend...I owe him $50.
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    I forgot to mention when we were married that I believe in Polygamy...and I intend to exercise my religious rights.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    "I don't want you to be quiet... I just want you to SHUT UP a little..."
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    HEY...Incest runs in my family!
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    WE are NOT our genetics! So what my grand dad was an abusive alcoholic and so was my dad...I can handle a few beers and 3 or 5 Jack Blacks with the fellas...so go cook my dinner you dumb bytch!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    are you sure you weight 120#, I thought you were more like 140#…

    or, you are 25, really? I thought you were like 40 ….
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    Apparently anything.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    So I noticed on my trip to Bangkok that I have this itch
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    ''You should really eat more Special K cereal''.

    im going to be honest. that cereal is good
  • Donners185
    Donners185 Posts: 329 Member
    She is so much hotter than you. How come you don't look like that? bgehfwu ghyerwuiq Agghh!!

    You can't understand that last bit coz thats when I decided to insert my foot in his face!!

    God I am feeling violent today!! lol. Obviously I must be coming on!!! Only possible explanation!! :laugh:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    My now ex-wife asked me the question, a day after going off on me at the baseball park, "does this dress make me look big" me - "No, the fact that you have an *kitten* the size of a mack truck does. Paint color really doesn't matter". Somehow she tool offense to that...I think she was a little sensative...
  • GEMMA_2014
    GEMMA_2014 Posts: 81
    i love you Becky and your name is Susan.
  • nickowastaken
    nickowastaken Posts: 751 Member
    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
  • tesha_chandler
    tesha_chandler Posts: 378 Member
    "You're making a big deal out of nothing"
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Uhhh.. Silence is bliss, what are you talking about???


    I never get the silent treatment DAMM what am I doing wrong!!!
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
    Did you stop doing your Keegal exercises?
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    Are you on your period?

    Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!

    slow learner huh?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Did you stop doing your Keegal exercises?

    Ohhhh, love this one!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Karmynzahringer
    Karmynzahringer Posts: 192 Member
    Wow after reading some of these I am even more thankful for my husband. Even though he does tend to stick his foot in his mouth sometimes he would never say some of most of the things posted here.

    But men, if a woman is upset, never tell her it must be her time of the month. Even if its true lol!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wow after reading some of these I am even more thankful for my husband. Even thoufh he does tend to stick his foot in his mouth sometimes he would never say some of most of the things posted here.

    But men, if a woman is upset, never tell her it must be her time of the month. Even if its true lol!

    To be honest... I'd much rather be reminded.
    I must be strange.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    like a hot dog down a hallway....
  • wittyfitness
    wittyfitness Posts: 9
    I promise I'll only put the tip in
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  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    Is it in yet ........
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I promise I'll only put the tip in
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    lol
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    so I was banging your sister last night and she said….

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