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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • EllenKay63
    EllenKay63 Posts: 516 Member
    Played Smoke On The Water too often
  • EllieSenra
    EllieSenra Posts: 5 Member
    Tried to hit me with the car... multiple times, what the heck?!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I couldn't stop looking at her legs and it creeped her out!
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    I didn't need goo any more
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    He ran out of goo. T'was a sad day for the human race :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    She didn't like it when I came home from the gym full of energy, ready to go as soon as I got in the door
  • klemro
    klemro Posts: 156 Member
    he wouldn't make me a sandwich...damn it
  • starlaca
    starlaca Posts: 779 Member
    I found out he was a woman...
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    I found out that those 2 huge african american men were not her cousins :(
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Wouldn't stop dressing up in cosplay running around the house yelling "MADNESS? MADNESS?? THIS... IS... SPARTAAAA!"

    No its $&#@ing not, this is an apartment so keep your &#@% down or I'm getting evicted.

    He had to go unfortunately.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He would just talk, talk and talk. Drives me crazy.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    He would just talk, talk and talk. Drives me crazy.

    :cry:
  • GinNJuice75
    GinNJuice75 Posts: 186 Member
    Wouldnt stop singing *I'm too sexy for my shirt*
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Wouldnt stop singing *I'm too sexy for my shirt*

    "So sexxxyyy ittt hurrtttsss!!" ...... what? it's a good song..

    Didn't appreciate my amazing voice which I've been told is a cross between absurdly ridiculously super and absolutely stunningly fantastic.
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Was always taking shirtless selfies and posting them on ever social site, friends got jealous... and started talking to him
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    Too sweet for me
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Would come home drunk and drive her Jeep all over the front lawn ripping up the grass.. she used to call it "Plowing" ..
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    wasnt cheeky enough
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  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Chose his band over me.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Was a bit too "dark" for my liking !
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    He thought I was a crappy driver and didn't like my jeep.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    He thought I was a crappy driver and didn't like my jeep.

    OMG we've talked about this, you're a fine driver and I've always liked your jeep.. You're just not a fine driver when you drink 11 glasss of wine in a span of 90 minutes, and I don't like your Jeep when you're plowing the front lawn is all
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    The yard needed new landscaping anyhow and it was 12 glasses in 60 minutes.

    I broke up with you because you can't remember stuff... like how many glasses of wine I can drink in an hour and that I like sapphires not diamonds. It was all about the little things... sniff sniff.:sad: :brokenheart:
  • tlatrice13
    tlatrice13 Posts: 133 Member
    Because I found out on FB that she was living with some guy after he posted pics of his wrecked front lawn with a caption "my GF is at it AGAIN!"
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Because I found out on FB that she was living with some guy after he posted pics of his wrecked front lawn with a caption "my GF is at it AGAIN!"

    I discovered that she was seeing another woman and was actually Bi ! I was fine with it .. but here's the kicker, it was the same one I was seeing !! IT WAS A LOVE TRIANGLE THAT GOT EXPOSED !

    To be fair I probably shouldn't have angrily posted my wrecked lawn pics on Facebook of SugarBaby71 after she got obliterated one night .. sort of ruined everything. Had I played it smooth, I could have had some sandwich action.

    Don't go chasing waterfalls - TLC
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He would scream his name in bed!
  • undertall2014
    undertall2014 Posts: 30
    She's a better dancer than me.
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Cause she insisted we live in Alberta instead of British Columbia ..

    NOTE: It's -16 with the wind chill in Calgary right now and only -2 with the windchill here. Who's laughing now! HA !
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