Why did you dump the person above you?

BreatheAshley · February 2014

You are too good for me.

brewji · February 2014

Kept yelling at me "NOT ON MY GLASSES, DAMMIT"

BreatheAshley · February 2014

Kept yelling at me "NOT ON MY GLASSES, DAMMIT"

Oh my god, I died laughing.

AJinBirmingham · February 2014

Calculated my BMI -vs- his during foreplay

brewji · February 2014

Kept yelling at me "NOT ON MY GLASSES, DAMMIT"

Oh my god, I died laughing.

Now you're just ASKING for CPR.

You're lucky I have EMR training...

@AJ -- Because you kept winning at it

littlebutlean · February 2014

Cause hes a dude

SweetTrouble_ · February 2014

He ate all my cheesecake

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · February 2014

Too much trouble though sweet.

DjinnMarie · February 2014

I didn't. He said he was going on a beer run and didn't come back.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · February 2014

She ate all my bacon.

beerey05 · February 2014

Because she was always sitting around waiting for this supposed boyfriend coming with beer?

Pinkee33 · February 2014

Spent more time with his guitar than meh!

RobinAlexader · February 2014

because he was secretly in love with Pinkee33.

AJinBirmingham · February 2014

Because I found out she was under 18, and that I could go to jail. (Very convincing fake ID.)

starlaca · February 2014

Because she stuck her peanut butter in my chocolate!!!

resistance_freak · February 2014

b/c of the sunglasses. he wore them everywhere.

Sinisterly · February 2014

Refused to drop the hat.

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