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Why did you dump the person above you?
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She had nicer legs than me0
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Always smells like a paper mill@Amy0
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kept hogging all the comforter!.. :laugh:0
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Refused to go from the window to the wall.0
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Hid all the cats
Where are the kitties btw??0 -
Turns out she only wanted girl love0
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Turns out she only wanted girl love
Oh no
You're in there too
He refused my love0 -
She wanted too rough in the bedroom0
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She didn't like it rough0
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she asked for the last buffalo wing0
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Said my booty was too big0
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Because she watched nothing but HGTV all the time0
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He didn't know her well enough.0
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because after sex she kept saying "started from the bottom now I'm here"0
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I just wasn't satisfied.....0
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She ate off my plate0
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wears his hrm to bed...0
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She kept moving my freaking tooth brush!0
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She wanted us to share the same toothbrush0
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would pee on my freshly mopped bathroom floor.0
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Forced me to poop outside0
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he wouldn't stop pooping in my yard0
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her poop doesn't stink0
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He went through too many matches in the bathroom0
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She wouldn't let me borrow her boots0
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We didn't like the same movies.0
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Cause she wouldn't get out of the mustang0
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because he wouldn't let me touch his abs.0
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She wouldn't stop touching other peoples abs0
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She wouldn't stop taking selfies0
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