Why did you dump the person above you?

Ransom_G · February 2014

She gave me a detention.

sdbeachbum · February 2014

he refused to take his hat off in bed

Docmahi · February 2014

she couldn't handle my Id

she was okay with ego and superego though

sdbeachbum · February 2014

he didn't warm his stethoscope first

Ransom_G · February 2014

she wouldn't let me wear my hat in bed.

SugarBaby71 · February 2014

He wouldn't let me wear his hat in bed

mreilly013 · February 2014

She wouldn't let me steal her shoes. :sad:

mister_universe · February 2014

Put out too early and ran me off.

:sad:

edit: Fantastic waist and hips, btw! You look great!

mreilly013 · February 2014

Put out too early and ran me off. :sad:

edit: Fantastic waist and hips, btw! You look great!

Bahahaha :sad: Thanks!:flowerforyou:

Frank_Just_Frank · February 2014

Kept hogging the mirror for selfies.

fitandskinnygal · February 2014

He kept dunking his donuts in my coffee

Docmahi · February 2014

She threw all my apples and bananas away

fitandskinnygal · February 2014

He kept trying to give me an exam when I didn't need one

riouxha · February 2014

She's too hot for me

starlaca · February 2014

She smelled better than me

Darkaller · February 2014

Her tan was way hotter then mine.

Ransom_G · February 2014

Sorry, I can't think of a reason.

kdb247 · February 2014

For refusing to let me breast feed

Filmlotus · February 2014

For being more superman than superwoman.

manikochar · February 2014

I was punching about my weight!

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