Why did you dump the person above you?
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he was a peanut butter hater0
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Ate all my peanut butter.0
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didn't wanna date me in the first place lol0
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only wanted to date on the beach.0
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Wanted to bring me to body building competitions weekly.0
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Would eat all my chocolate kisses0
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Spent all the rent money on kisses.0
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Tells awful, horrible, terrible, very not true lies about my treatment of bacon!0
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She ate all my bacon, wouldn't leave anything for me.0
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He beat me in arm wrestling @fattyman0
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She gave me a detention.0
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he refused to take his hat off in bed0
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she couldn't handle my Id
she was okay with ego and superego though0 -
he didn't warm his stethoscope first0
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she wouldn't let me wear my hat in bed.0
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He wouldn't let me wear his hat in bed0
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She wouldn't let me steal her shoes. :sad:0
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Put out too early and ran me off.
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edit: Fantastic waist and hips, btw! You look great!0 -
Put out too early and ran me off. :sad:
edit: Fantastic waist and hips, btw! You look great!
Bahahaha :sad: Thanks!:flowerforyou:0 -
Kept hogging the mirror for selfies.0
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He kept dunking his donuts in my coffee
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She threw all my apples and bananas away0
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He kept trying to give me an exam when I didn't need one
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She's too hot for me0
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She smelled better than me0
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Her tan was way hotter then mine.
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Sorry, I can't think of a reason.0
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For refusing to let me breast feed0
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For being more superman than superwoman.0
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I was punching about my weight!0
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