Why did you dump the person above you?

Filmlotus · February 2014

Played hockey better than me.

V0lver · February 2014

No!. She dumped me bcuz of my stretchmarks

Kr1ptonite · February 2014

Tried to kick me into a pit

Ransom_G · February 2014

I'm allergic to kryptonite.

Incredible weight loss though.

sassypants0923 · February 2014

He cheated with my sister

V0lver · February 2014

she flashed the minister at our wedding

Filmlotus · February 2014

He lived 2000 years ago, bit of an age difference

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

she couldnt handle my sexual appetite

1PatientBear · February 2014

Couldn't fit his enormous head through the door (and no dude, not THAT one)

My3Sons1051 · February 2014

Because they were really a grumpy bear in the mornings.

EllenKay63 · February 2014

Stole my picnic basket

ianlikesholidays · February 2014

Didn't want to go down and get wet with me !:laugh:

TheRoadDog · February 2014

Couldn't hold down a job. Thought every day was a holiday.

jlshea · February 2014

Was too busy doing Mr Clean photo shoots to spend any time with me.

Wolverine_Girl · February 2014

Too busy getin' married.

EdTheGinge · February 2014

She blinded me...with the flash

Sinisterly · February 2014

Stole my headset and said they were his.

DJMIKEY1 · February 2014

Too many RickRolls

RudeX · February 2014

He tried to shoot me with his gun so i kicked him and ran!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

couldnt stop shooting photos of her, no time for anything else...not

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