Why did you dump the person above you?

SweetTrouble_ · February 2014

I was sick of the rainbow farts.

sunshinesquared · February 2014

Unicorns hurt!

jjennyb4 · February 2014

I wasn't allowed to play any video games

Blue801 · February 2014

I was sick of the rainbow farts.

But they smell like cupcakes... kinda.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

@ sweettrouble
@jtown
@jjenny
@bluelinsang

I got hit in the head with a frozen squirrel (hey its Canada, a hazard of our country!) please forgive me, can we not go back to the compound in Salt Lake?

Blue801 · February 2014

Dumped him and ran off to a lesbian commune with the other sister wives.

softncudly · February 2014

Wouldn't watch the X-Men marathon with me.

brewji · February 2014

Wouldn't let me dress up as Wolverine for the X-men marathon

RudeX · February 2014

He wanted to go to an X-men marathon instead of coming with me to Amsterdam for my birthday!

kdb247 · February 2014

Just too freaking Rude for the kid!

sugarkissprincess · February 2014

Left me for a midget to go to Amsterdam on her birthday.

@ kdb247 - Obsessed with superman stuff, even tried to fly off the apartment building roof once... It wasn't pretty

kdb247 · February 2014

Because she didn't like my Superfly two finger move

buchanan700 · February 2014

Because I found his Superman undies...

kdb247 · February 2014

She really didn't love me

KrissyRawrz · February 2014

He thought he was superman

R_Calvillo · February 2014

Saw pic of her and her boyfriend on MFP.

Lovely_77 · February 2014

Never would show his face

Twisted_Wrister · February 2014

Always showing her face to everybody...what about my needs?

TexasEngr · February 2014

Never would show his face

Her eyes burned a hole through me!

DainaLC · February 2014

@ Lovely~ I couldn't get the knots out of her shoe laces.

Why did you dump the person above you?

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