Why did you dump the person above you?

brewji · February 2014

Kept kissing all my shirts when I tried to go to company meetings with other women involved.

EllenKay63 · February 2014

Wouldn't let me wear his hat.

FrankieFrench1 · February 2014

Tired to run me over.

funforsports · February 2014

Always got stuck in awkward spots.

ThinEdielynne · February 2014

He broke my back with his abs. O__O

PghPensFan69 · February 2014

She let her dog sleep in the middle of the bed :frown:

_Terrapin_ · February 2014

He told me he was Korean

Mello_Rello · February 2014

He kept hiding in my bushes, then would pop up and scream when I arrived home...creeper/

Phenylethylamine_Phreak · February 2014

She would always greet me at the door carrying a cattle prod....

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · February 2014

He kept hitting walls, I got a huge bill from landlord.

EllenKay63 · February 2014

Wouldn't open the jar of spaghetti sauce for me.

AmethystEFC · February 2014

She's doing a 10 stretch for car theft and there are no conjugal visits

csman49 · February 2014

has an odd habit of swallowing hot dog sausages whole. And pooping them out whole.

sunshinesquared · February 2014

He wouldn't shave his 'stache!

funforsports · February 2014

Tried to make me wear knitted underwear.

starlaca · February 2014

He wouldn't stop taking modeling jobs. No time for me. :sad:

PghPensFan69 · February 2014

Dump such a beauty. That is just silly talk!!!

Sinisterly · February 2014

Didn't make a proper orange XXX gif.

brewji · February 2014

She wouldn't let me tour with my band

_Calypso_ · February 2014

For wearing his hat backwards

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