Best pick-up lines

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • Tydeclare44
    Tydeclare44 Posts: 572 Member
    I think I could fall madly in bed with you...

    Yesssssssss
  • Tydeclare44
    Tydeclare44 Posts: 572 Member
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  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
    Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
    F&*k me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met?

    Go home Internet, you're drunk.
  • WoodChuckNorris
    WoodChuckNorris Posts: 216
    You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin
  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
    Can I borrow $5?
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
    How you doin?
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Do you work at Subway?

    Because you just made me a foot long!
  • MarliQQ
    MarliQQ Posts: 112 Member
    Lol Bump
  • sarahmorgan050
    sarahmorgan050 Posts: 14 Member
    Do you have and Irish in you? Do you want some?
  • FemmeFitFarm
    FemmeFitFarm Posts: 25
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    Just so I know for tomorrow morning, how do you like your eggs, scrambled, fried or fertilized?

    this guy.... clearly knows whats up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    I want to floss with your pubic hair.

    Wanna lock crotches and swop gravy?
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Ok, my roomie and I are looking for the best, funniest, or stupidest pick up line you have. Please entertain us.. lol:tongue:

    My most effective from when I was a dj...
    I would like to orally pleasure you.
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin

    :laugh: This is a good one!
  • leerobbo
    leerobbo Posts: 58
    You'll do, in the boot! (trunk for the americans).

    :bigsmile:
  • prime853
    prime853 Posts: 519
    Are you a drill Sargent?
    Because you've got my privates standing in attention

    Whats up my lil Croissant

    or my personal fave if using tinder or messaging

    I only have 4% of my battery remaining. I chose to msg you. Did I choose wisely
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    That skirt would look great on my floor in the morning.
  • jd1208
    jd1208 Posts: 81 Member
    Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
    Your eyes are like spanners as when I look in to them my nuts tighten


    How do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized?
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    Your body's name must be Visa 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.
  • Kndrf
    Kndrf Posts: 5
    How are u doin ? ..always works
  • RyanDecheney
    RyanDecheney Posts: 54
    Can you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went towards that cheap motel room,
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    Do you have eleven protons? Cause you are SODIUM FINE.
    Science jokes are awesome
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    Want to count shoulders?
    1... 2... 3... 4...
    (goes from own shoulders around girls until arm is around her)
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    This was a real line, as said by my particularly gorgeous Italian friend to a girl at a bar:

    "You have the most beautiful skin... do you have any Italian in you?"

    "No."

    "Would you like some?"





    It worked.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
  • RyanDecheney
    RyanDecheney Posts: 54
    Here are some awesome ones I just found!

    You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them

    Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction

    Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

    Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

    You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

    Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

    Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!

    "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm missing a few HTML tags. Any chance you could you give me some <head>?
  • RichardAshley39
    RichardAshley39 Posts: 110
    Before I start this was my friend and not me, although my relationship to lets say, the victim is very close I didn't stop laughing for some time.

    My friend then went up to my sister and said 'Jane have you ever had your boobs weighed'

    Jane replied 'no why'

    My friend said 'I'll do it for you' as he approached her put a hand under each boob and said 'whey' whilst lifting her boobs.

    He did get a good slap for it but still was very funny. she did and still does find the incident amusing, which happened in secondary school

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