When people get the wrong kind of "treat" for you.

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>

    im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.

    i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
    when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
    after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.

    you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.

    Am disappointed in you .-.

    i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.

    i am disappointed in myself.
  • kcrxgirl
    kcrxgirl Posts: 114 Member
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    Next time you're out, maybe get the 12-pack of the mini eggs so you can have a couple here and there.

    Cadbury Eggs are my FAVE! Easter candy is my downfall. Except for Peeps, Peeps are icky :noway:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    I have to know what kind of treacherous chocolate peanut butter ice cream lead to your downfall. I do not belittle your pain, just....you know...for science.

    That's the horror of it all. Any kind. Brand doesn't matter. Even generic, store brand works. So long as it's chocolate ice cream with that hard ribbon of peanut butter running through it.

    You dig in to take a bite, but you want the right balance of peanut butter to chocolate. And oh no, there's too much peanut butter on the spoon. So you balance that out with more chocolate. Repeat. Repeat. Peanut butter begins to get scarce so you dig deeper to find what's been hiding in the corners...

    At the end it's you, an empty box, and shame. Sweet, delicious shame.
    Do not, I repeat DO NOT, ever even try one bite of Moose Tracks ice cream.

    I miss Moose Tracks. I should get some.


    Sabotage!
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
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    I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>

    im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.

    i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
    when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
    after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.

    you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.

    Am disappointed in you .-.

    i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.

    i am disappointed in myself.

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>

    im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.

    i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
    when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
    after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.

    you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.

    Am disappointed in you .-.

    i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.

    i am disappointed in myself.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpGfv_4QQ8C7ExmIA-r-k_TtwUgGNPTdYZEta_zK3XiD5I89YU

    so OP was trolling...

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    TDEE-20%
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
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    I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>

    im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.

    i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
    when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
    after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.

    you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.

    Am disappointed in you .-.

    i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.

    i am disappointed in myself.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpGfv_4QQ8C7ExmIA-r-k_TtwUgGNPTdYZEta_zK3XiD5I89YU

    so OP was trolling...

    1237576401_prince_does_not_aprove.gif

    It actually happened though D:
    Am super sad about my egg.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    Is there a reason you can't get it yourself?

    This!
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    Crack open the caramel egg. Smear a tantalizing bit of the caramel across your bare collarbone or decolletage (your choice). Lean over to your dear BF and whisper something sweetly seductive. Tremble a bit as he devours said caramel. You then purr into his ear "We should do that again with the creme eggs sometime." You will come home to 3 dozen Cadbury creme eggs tomorrow night. Problem solved.

    Thread win!
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
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    Is there a reason you can't get it yourself?

    This!

    Totally not the point of the threaaaad.
    But that's okay 'cuz it's really long and I don't expect you to read it alllll.
    Nah nah nah la la *drum solo*
    *Jazz hands*
    c:
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

    They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
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    Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

    They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?

    It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    Nah nah nah la la *drum solo*
    *Jazz hands*
    c:

    I have no idea what that means...
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
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    Crack open the caramel egg. Smear a tantalizing bit of the caramel across your bare collarbone or decolletage (your choice). Lean over to your dear BF and whisper something sweetly seductive. Tremble a bit as he devours said caramel. You then purr into his ear "We should do that again with the creme eggs sometime." You will come home to 3 dozen Cadbury creme eggs tomorrow night. Problem solved.

    Thread win!

    Just never (and I mean *never*) try that with coleslaw. Seriously.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

    They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?

    It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:

    How can a Reese's be disappointing?
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
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    Nah nah nah la la *drum solo*
    *Jazz hands*
    c:

    I have no idea what that means...

    I was making it into a fun little song for you .-.
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
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    Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

    They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?

    It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:

    How can a Reese's be disappointing?

    Exactly D:
    That's why it's sad.
  • alliwannabe1
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    My advice would be - don't eat something you don't want. Thank him (what a sweetie to go get one for you) and put it away for another day. maybe you'll want it some other time, but maybe you'll use it as a treat for someone else some time. Just know that you saved 200 calories by not eating it.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

    They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?

    It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:


    BLASPHEMER!!!

    The eggs are better than the cups, IMO. More PB to chocolate.

    Reeses-Eggs.jpg
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

    They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?

    It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:

    How can a Reese's be disappointing?

    Exactly D:
    That's why it's sad.

    That makes me sad :cry:

    I would probably still try one though