Best pick-up lines

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  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    So started listening to Blood Hound Gang and realized every single song of theirs has a pick up line in it somewhere. So googled for a few and found this list.

    10. “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but can I get your number, and call you maybe?” Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”)

    9. “Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn’t know what to wear?” Blink 182 (“First Date”)

    8. “Since we in the club for now, for now, Might as well get another round, round, Notice there ain’t nothing in your cup, So get here, baby, let me fill it up, fill it up” Trey Songz (“Say Aah”)

    7. “Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year,” The Killers (“Somebody Told Me”)

    6. “Hey, yo, fat girl, C’mere – are ya ticklish?” The Digital Underground (“The Humpty Dance”)

    5. “You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for,” Billy Joel (“You May Be Right”)

    4. “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel,” The Bloodhound Gang (“The Bad Touch”)

    3. “Hey, girl, hey, where ya goin’? Come back and sit back down, You look too good to be heading home so early now, You say you gotta work tomorrow, Got a lot on your mind, Let me buy another round, Girl, I think you and I should just drink on it,” Blake Shelton (“Drink on It”)

    2. “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend, No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne (“Girlfriend”)

    1. “I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers, I’d like to check you for ticks,” Brad Paisley (“Ticks”)
  • rachelamber_x
    rachelamber_x Posts: 104 Member
    If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Nice shoes, wanna ****?

    Totally my all time favorite pick up line.
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    So started listening to Blood Hound Gang and realized every single song of theirs has a pick up line in it somewhere. So googled for a few and found this list.

    10. “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but can I get your number, and call you maybe?” Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”)

    9. “Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn’t know what to wear?” Blink 182 (“First Date”)

    8. “Since we in the club for now, for now, Might as well get another round, round, Notice there ain’t nothing in your cup, So get here, baby, let me fill it up, fill it up” Trey Songz (“Say Aah”)

    7. “Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year,” The Killers (“Somebody Told Me”)

    6. “Hey, yo, fat girl, C’mere – are ya ticklish?” The Digital Underground (“The Humpty Dance”)

    5. “You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for,” Billy Joel (“You May Be Right”)

    4. “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel,” The Bloodhound Gang (“The Bad Touch”)

    3. “Hey, girl, hey, where ya goin’? Come back and sit back down, You look too good to be heading home so early now, You say you gotta work tomorrow, Got a lot on your mind, Let me buy another round, Girl, I think you and I should just drink on it,” Blake Shelton (“Drink on It”)

    2. “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend, No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne (“Girlfriend”)

    1. “I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers, I’d like to check you for ticks,” Brad Paisley (“Ticks”)

    NIce ha, i see you really tried to find these ha
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
    I love this one
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    Just remember. If you are going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the F@!K wants yah.

    I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock.
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    If we are what we eat, then I could look a lot like you in the morning.
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Ha you people have made my week better.:flowerforyou:
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    pretty please
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea- I can't hold it in any longer.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "How do you feel about unreciprocal orange socks*?"

    *not orange socks.

    it worked! :drinker:
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    I can't decide what is more amazing your smile or your beautiful eyes. Guys use this on my wife.
  • Your face or my face?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    What are we talking about here? Would a straw be a correct answer?
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    May have been posted already but:

    I rate you a 9/10, because I'm the 1 you're missing.
  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
    I was going up on an esculator and a guy said

    Is that going up to heaven, because you sure are an angel
  • acpgee
    acpgee Posts: 7,965 Member
    Question: "Do you come here often?".
    Response: "Only during the mating season".
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Are you gonna give me your number, or am I going to have to stalk you.
  • lirirod
    lirirod Posts: 107 Member
    i told this to my ex "My v wants to hug your p"
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    i told this to my ex "My v wants to hug your p"

    LMAO thats hilarious
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    I can't believe no one has said my favourite yet!

    "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

    :blushing:
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    ha classic, i love it
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    "I wish I were helocase so I could unzip your genes."
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    A double cheeseburger is less expensive than a Fleshlight.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    "I wish I were helocase so I could unzip your genes."
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    Yep.. Guys in my area are classy..

    If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Men..If you are just going to show me that 'thing' of yours inside the pant/boxer, cute a§§, 6-8 Abs/Gunshow that you have.
    You have to try using your brain to get in between my legs :bigsmile:
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Yo mamma must've had peppers when she was pregnant, because you came out HOT!!!
  • If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...so I could unzip your genes.