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Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?
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Trying to sell his body parts on the black market0
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got caught with a trampoline, a goat, and a turkey on the grass in a public park in Boston0
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tried to buy Viagra on the black market0
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Lives in Pleasantville, CA and hasn't smiled in 4 years0
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Had too much swagggg :glasses:0
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Stuffing Twinkies in her shirt at the dollar store. @sin..0
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bar fight, as in fighting everyone in the bar... and kicking the crap out of all of them.0
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Tried to guess what others had eaten by the smell of their farts, arrested during demo0
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For refusing to leave the gym after closing0
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criminally purrfect eyeliner
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Pouted at the officer0
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stole the chains of the pens in the bank0
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You'd definitely get arrested for that as well.criminally purrfect eyeliner 0 -
If I'm a cop, I'm thinking those sexy eyes are a bribe0
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cheesy one liners at a bar0
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"power farting" (see profile picture) in church.0
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groping Sister Catherine after services....0
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lurking at the kindergarten0
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Breathing heavy on Dunkin Donuts window and intimidating the old ladies on their coffee date0
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Abused a twinkie in a way NO TWINKIE should be abused. It was a sad day for twinkies..0
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selling Twinkies to horny men, back of van down by the river....0
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Breathing heavy on Dunkin Donuts window and intimidating the old ladies on their coffee date
LMAO - Awesome0 -
buggery0
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Selling weed at an elementary school0
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masterbating on an airplane0
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drink driving :laugh:0
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