Translating Friend Requests

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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    "I want to climax inside you." = "And I probably won't pay child support after."

    :frown:

    Oh you started that one! lol!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    This is funny.......or sad......One of those two
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Lmao, it's funny how Taunto popped into my head while I was reading that last one before I even saw his name attached to it. :laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"
  • Hobb3s
    Hobb3s Posts: 119 Member
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    So if one were to try and make your acquaintance without seeming creepy, what's an appropriate message?
    *For science of course
  • _AlabamaSlamma_
    _AlabamaSlamma_ Posts: 216
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    So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

    "Have loads of pictures of my junk, just waiting to hit send"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    " I rarely send these out but you are just so beautiful" = I send them out constantly, but I hope you're dumb enough to believe that.

    Lol.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

    I will show you my junk
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    So if one were to try and make your acquaintance without seeming creepy, what's an appropriate message?
    *For science of course

    Hi, My name is____________. And I've seen you around through the following mutual friends: _______________, _____________ and ___________________."
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    We have a lot of mutual friends = I feel left out and insecure

    If it comes from a guy... "I want to creep your friend list"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "Hi!" = "I want to climax inside you."
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    "hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?" = Bewbs.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
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    So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

    "Have loads of pictures of my junk, just waiting to hit send"

    it also means

    "Praying you have a ton of noodz to send to me because I like harassing women for noodz on the regular."
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653
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    how about... "you have a nice butt...just wanted to tell you that"?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?" = Bewbs.

    Clameater is back? Lol.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    how about... "you have a nice butt...just wanted to tell you that"?

    You have a nice butt...he just wanted to tell you that...lol!
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    "I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."


    :heart:

    this is my favorite.

    I prefer this one..

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  • _AlabamaSlamma_
    _AlabamaSlamma_ Posts: 216
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    So if one were to try and make your acquaintance without seeming creepy, what's an appropriate message?
    *For science of course

    Hi, My name is____________. And I've seen you around through the following mutual friends: _______________, _____________ and ___________________."

    = "They were dumb enough to fall for it, why should you be any different?"
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653
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    how about... "you have a nice butt...just wanted to tell you that"?

    You have a nice butt...he just wanted to tell you that...lol!

    ooooh...it was that simple?? hahaha, so glad i know now :laugh:
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
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    "I wanna blow my wad down your throat." = "Your titties inspire my penis to rise from its slumber."

    Which reminds me... PSA to the ladies: Don't fall for the guy offering to give FREE protein injections.

    Fool me once.. shame on me.
    Fool me twice (and bring your friend..?).. shame on.. me?


    Yeah, no. Just no.
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