Translating Friend Requests

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    OP 10/10 WB = Please send me a FR so I'm gay on Skullshank anymore.

    Skullshank is like the pretty woman of MFP

    What like he can hold his ankle's for a long time??
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    hhahhaha. so basically, besides being taunto, everyone else wants to get in everyone else's pants.

    Yeah basically I read that everytime I send out a friend request, no matter how I word it, I am an Internet predator.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    "Nice socks" = "I'm hoping you'll let me wear them as earmuffs"
    I'm pretty sure one of us asked the other about wearing socks as earmuffs in the FR. But I still like your socks. :bigsmile:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    So the moral of this story is that the only acceptable message to type in a FR is "Hey you have nice boobs, please send me naked pictures" or did I mistranslate that?
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  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Punky done scurred me wid' sum those.


    What exactly does, "I think we live pretty close to each other," mean?
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  • princessofredrock
    princessofredrock Posts: 382 Member
    "Hi I'm 14 and would like you to help me gain weight" ???? What the..... ?
  • cwtchme
    cwtchme Posts: 104 Member
    Nice rack- Your boobs are massive and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! MOTOR-BOATS!

    This topic is too funny. I have tears rolling down my face. I had to explain to my hubby what "Motor-Boats" means!
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    What exactly does, "I think we live pretty close to each other," mean?

    I'll be in those rosebushes outside your house when you get home. Wanna "work out"?
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    Punky done scurred me wid' sum those.


    What exactly does, "I think we live pretty close to each other," mean?

    It means "wow, your new furniture looks really nice through my binoculars"
  • MJC360
    MJC360 Posts: 368
    I always get "You currently do not have any requests." what's it mean?
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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    Punky done scurred me wid' sum those.


    What exactly does, "I think we live pretty close to each other," mean?

    "I'll find out where you live and sift through your trash."
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    "Hi I'm 14 and would like you to help me gain weight" ???? What the..... ?
    ^^ = "I'm a lonely middle aged man who is accessing MFP at the library. I have mommy issues and an addiction to eating hair."
  • Chillyfrog
    Chillyfrog Posts: 207 Member
    "Hi I'm 14 and would like you to help me gain weight" ???? What the..... ?
    ^^ = "I'm a lonely middle aged man who is accessing MFP at the library. I have mommy issues and an addiction to eating hair."
    :laugh:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Punky done scurred me wid' sum those.


    What exactly does, "I think we live pretty close to each other," mean?

    "I'll find out where you live and sift through your trash."
    ^^ That's almost exactly the FR I sent SBF. I miss him.
  • princessofredrock
    princessofredrock Posts: 382 Member
    "Hi I'm 14 and would like you to help me gain weight" ???? What the..... ?
    ^^ = "I'm a lonely middle aged man who is accessing MFP at the library. I have mommy issues and an addiction to eating hair."

    lol eww thanks :noway: :flowerforyou:
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Nice rack- Your boobs are massive and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! MOTOR-BOATS!

    *chuckle* am totally guffawing from the "great googly moogly."
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Nice rack- Your boobs are massive and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! MOTOR-BOATS!

    This topic is too funny. I have tears rolling down my face. I had to explain to my hubby what "Motor-Boats" means!

    Lol, I have actually received this one a few times. Different wording, but the same basic message. Idk how I am supposed to respond to that. Usually I will say something like, " I hadn't noticed" or " omg, no guy has ever said that before! Kthnx!" :laugh:
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    I need more fitness minded friends....has 599 friends already.

    What's the translation on this?

    What's it mean when you accept this EXACT request with same verbage and then they delete you two minutes later? That happened to me once. So bizzarre ...:tongue:
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