Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

burning2much · February 2014

for being a smart ***

arwacky · February 2014

for being a smart ***

For refusing to smack it!!

Fithealthyforlife · February 2014

For not making the cut for recommended # of posts to be a full-fledged post monger.

arwacky · February 2014

For not making the # of posts cut.

For not telling me there's a minimum!!! >:(

LittleBallofFurr · February 2014

For trying to seduce the officer to get out of a speeding ticket

Fithealthyforlife · February 2014

For not making the # of posts cut.

For not telling me there's a minimum!!! >:(

And for editing my post *while* she was replying to the previous version of it!

dgeorgiadis · February 2014

For scamming old people out of their pensions.

Fithealthyforlife · February 2014

For scamming old people out of their pensions.

What?!

@dg: For lying big-time!

tchell99 · February 2014

For Metro-bating. Yep, just what it sounds like.

Fithealthyforlife · February 2014

For Metro-bating. Yep, just what it sounds like.

For dangling her fishing line and wiggling her hook...

zderain · February 2014

dv

avasano · February 2014

being cheeky.

zderain · February 2014

singing in the rain.

Crimson_Fire · February 2014

Huffing on paint in public

ChadPRun · February 2014

Set everything on fire

SweetTrouble_ · February 2014

Flasher

TattooTwinset · February 2014

Racing to Starbucks

Will_Thrust_For_Candy · February 2014

Talking dirty to clients on that headset.

Just_Bella · February 2014

For being to damn sexy!

TattooTwinset · February 2014

High speed on foot chase

Will_Thrust_For_Candy · February 2014

For being to damn sexy!

Because I'm trying to get arrested for creeping on you

SaintGiff · February 2014

Unsolicited Thrusting. Total Red State crime.

AshleyM71 · February 2014

Naked motorcycle riding. I guess it's illegal?

SaintGiff · February 2014

Committed no crime. Cops just needed an excuse to pat her down.

PatheticNoetic · February 2014

Stole a bottle of bourbon.

burning2much · February 2014

Intoxicated in public

NatiaGonitellie · February 2014

Dropping mice down the front of Women's dresses.

LadyPinkMan · February 2014

For practicing witchcraft and dark magic.

bigbarnold · February 2014

For repeatedly calling the police on herself so that she could get patted down.

TheyCallMeMISTERChace · February 2014

Loan shark collections

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