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Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
edited February 16 in Chit-Chat
here are 5 off the top of my head...

- use the word "detox" non-ironically
- start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
- post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
- cite The China Study as scientific proof
- claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Telling people you're deactivating and not following through
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Blue Bell? Pfft, Blue BUNNY.
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    Hey, those cauliflower 'bread sticks' were pretty good. I don't even know Blue Bell, but I vote for Baskin Robbins.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Boast about starving yourself.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Tell people you're deactivating and not following through
    Fine. I rage quit!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Tell people you're deactivating and not following through

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    :angry:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Tell people you're deactivating and not following through

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    :angry:

    Haha you didn't say you were deactivating!! Lmao <333
    And what happened to your pic? Lol
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    -Dr. Oz
    -Anything raspberry
    -Use the term 'phenyl / phen '
    -Ask the forums for permission to drink diet soda
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Attempting to "discreetly" spam/make a sales pitch.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    Repeat and follow ANYTHING that Dr. Oz is saying or selling!

    Ask why lifting is so great.

    Try to explain the term "clean eating."
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.
  • TheApocalypse
    TheApocalypse Posts: 319 Member
    Hierarchy of icecreams:
    1. Braums
    2. Bluebell
    3. Not worth eating
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Ask if anyone here is from bb.com
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Asking questions about things that are obviously unhealthy and either 1) be a troll in posting 2) keep posting about starving yourself or other goofy diets 3) refuse to take advice that you need help for a disorder. I mean if you're 95 lbs and want to lose another 30 get help.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    in...must learn the "do not's"

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Start a thread to meet new friends, but they must ALL be female and ages 19-30, and blonde.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Humans are not meant to eat meat, grains or legumes.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Say, "Good night" :laugh:
  • Kenazwa
    Kenazwa Posts: 278 Member
    Making fun of any scientific study that you don't agree with.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Start a thread to meet new friends, but they must ALL be female and ages 19-30, and blonde.

    I was seriously TYPING THIS ^^ when I saw yours hahaha <3
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I don't even think that's really you in your profile picture. How am I supposed to take a donkey seriously? Now where's that cauliflower pizza dough recipe? I need it before I quit, you guys are sooooooooooooooooooooo mean! :grumble:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Say, "Good night" :laugh:

    Baahahaha!!! Yusss!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Start a thread to meet new friends, but they must ALL be female and ages 19-30, and blonde.

    and 5' 6 3/4"
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Sugar is addictive. :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Acting superior about following a particular type of diet.
  • GlitterrMagpie
    GlitterrMagpie Posts: 302 Member
    Show lots of cleavage in your profile photo.

    Oh....erm...never mind
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    0/10 wood not read again

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  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Blue Bell? Pfft, Blue BUNNY.

    Pfft - Central Dairy :love:
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